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Optimist Prime 12-06-2003 11:32 PM

They sell nut hair trimmers at walmart. haha

UKDaisy 12-07-2003 12:26 AM

.....
 
HAIR IS NOT GOOD!!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK! I have serious anxieties about hair....I could gag thinking about it.

Dionysus 12-07-2003 05:50 PM

I would think that the "pre-pube" look would be more attractive than giving head to a billy-goat.

FAB*SpiceySpice 12-07-2003 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by Optimist Prime
They sell nut hair trimmers at walmart. haha
Hahahahaha, that is so weird. :D

I used to be a freak about body hair, I just couldn't stand it. But now I find a little bit of chest hair and the "happy trail" or whatever you'd like to call it, really sexy.

If you're naturally smooth chested I think that's fine, but it's a little weird when guys aren't and they shave them. I don't know why that freaks me out, but...it does? :confused: :eek: :)

HotDamnImAPhiMu 12-08-2003 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dionysus
I would think that the "pre-pube" look would be more attractive than giving head to a billy-goat.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AGDGirl 12-08-2003 07:09 PM

I love hair....I dont know why but I find it very very sexy. I'm not to much into the shaved thing but its okay........

absolutuscchick 12-08-2003 07:14 PM

Re: .....
 
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Originally posted by UKDaisy
HAIR IS NOT GOOD!!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK! I have serious anxieties about hair....I could gag thinking about it.
YES, YES, YES.....guys with VERY, VERY, VERY LITTLE/NO hair are so darned hot!!!!

absolutuscchick 12-11-2003 03:42 AM

do you think its rude to not do something with a guy because he has body hair and it makes me want to gag and possibly vomit?? Or if I insist he shaves it off??

decadence 12-11-2003 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by absolutuscchick: do you think its rude to not do something with a guy because he has body hair and it makes me want to gag and possibly vomit?? Or if I insist he shaves it off??
Lol, yes. Imagine if you were in your birthday suit in front of some lucky guy and he grimaced and said 'hey get yourself into the bathroom with some depilatory cream and don't come out until you're done!'.
What hair did you have in mind when you posted? Below-waist or back?

mu_agd 12-11-2003 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by absolutuscchick
Or if I insist he shaves it off??
but how do you go about insisting? do you just come right out and say "i won't go down on you unless you trim/shave?"

i can't believe i just asked that.. but at the same time am quite curious as to how you tell a guy he should trim!

swissmiss04 12-11-2003 11:29 AM

LOL @ the Pantene mental picture. Now would you use the formula for dry or normal hair? What about the clarifying shampoo???

swissmiss04 12-11-2003 11:33 AM

OK ladies, here's my advice. I once dated a guy who was well endowed...with hair. All over the place. Finally I said, "You know, I think it would be cool if you let me shave you." He agreed. Things were much better from then on. However...if you don't shave, yet you expect him to, he probably won't do it.

swissmiss04 12-11-2003 11:44 AM

Gag. There are far too many ladies out there who haven't discovered the beauty of wax. There was a lady at my bank that had an obvious 'stache. And she had rather fair skin. I tried so hard not to look. If I were her husband or boyfriend I would have been like, "So baby, how about a day at the spa? You know, massages, mud baths, waxing...." :p

absolutuscchick 12-11-2003 02:28 PM

ewww mustaches are soooo gross!!!!


-and I shave

swissmiss04 12-11-2003 04:51 PM

YOu shave your mustache?????

UKDaisy 12-12-2003 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by mu_agd
but how do you go about insisting? do you just come right out and say "i won't go down on you unless you trim/shave?"

i can't believe i just asked that.. but at the same time am quite curious as to how you tell a guy he should trim!

I would just hint what you like, ie - last bf did, its easier, it makes you want to do stuff more. I mean, if you take your time to shave so he can enjoy .....then he should too. I think most guys that get that request notice a huge difference in how often they receive stuff after shaving. ;)

ZTAngel 12-12-2003 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Hootie
I met a woman the other day who had the worst BO and a mustache. How can women let that stuff grow? Seriously, if I had that problem I'd at least take a razor to my face or some ultra adhesive duct tape and rip it off. Weird!
I really don't think a lot of women notice it/think it's that bad. I wouldn't imagine they're that hard to get rid of. Some wax and a pair of tweezers and BAM it's gone.
I use to work with a girl who had a really bad mustache thing going on. I couldn't even look at this girl when talking to her because I felt bad since my eyes would always go right to her mustache. Finally, some really redneck customer came in and said, "My gosh, I's never seen a lady with a mustache on 'er face before." She was in tears and said to me later, "What is he talking about?! I don't have a mustache!" I just didn't know how to tell her that Mr. Redneck was right.

TigerLilly 12-12-2003 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by ZTAngel
I really don't think a lot of women notice it/think it's that bad. I wouldn't imagine they're that hard to get rid of. Some wax and a pair of tweezers and BAM it's gone.
I use to work with a girl who had a really bad mustache thing going on. I couldn't even look at this girl when talking to her because I felt bad since my eyes would always go right to her mustache. Finally, some really redneck customer came in and said, "My gosh, I's never seen a lady with a mustache on 'er face before." She was in tears and said to me later, "What is he talking about?! I don't have a mustache!" I just didn't know how to tell her that Mr. Redneck was right.

I would HOPE the if someone didn't notice something like that, one of her good friends, or a relative, would tell her (tactfully) that she might want to do something about that...I mean, really. That kind of thing needs to be taken care of.

James 12-12-2003 09:58 PM

Offer her a facial and tell her the waxing is part of it. :)

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Originally posted by TigerLilly
I would HOPE the if someone didn't notice something like that, one of her good friends, or a relative, would tell her (tactfully) that she might want to do something about that...I mean, really. That kind of thing needs to be taken care of.

absolutuscchick 12-12-2003 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by swissmiss04
YOu shave your mustache?????
HAHA no...dont have one of those......

Unregistered- 12-12-2003 11:45 PM

Regarding body hair...especially in the chest area.
 
No hair is cool, but a little is okay. I take it as a sign of masculinity.

Basically, if he's not able to "JOOOOZHE" his body hair, then it's okay.

Buttonz 12-13-2003 02:14 AM

Re: What is a "merkin" !!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by decadence
Styling wax maybe? :p


I find this topic to funny. Maybe because of the fact that I know someone with the pledge name Merkin?? *Daisy...I'm LMAO!*

I like some hair on a guy, but not to much! My best freind hates hair, and we were joking around on day that if she was hooking up with a guy, when he fell alseep, she would put Nair on him to remove his hair, and how he would react.

Sahara 12-14-2003 02:30 AM

Random thoughts
 
-What if he has hair on his nipples (and ONLY on his nipples)? I'm sooo tempted to slap on some Nair in his sleep! :mad: **shuddering**

-I've heard some guys say that a little mustache on a woman is sexy. Some women seem to believe that mess!! They even have it shaped up.

-Some women must think it's also sexy to have a beard! I've seen all kinds-- from fuzz to ZZ top!! Believe me on this one, I WISH I was exaggerating!

-I met my cousin's (now ex) girlfriend & she was wearing a low-cut shirt showing off her CHEST HAIR! WTF :eek:

-Why won't men get rid of the ear & nose hairs when they start leaving the ear & nose vicinity? Do they think no one notices them? Do they think it's sexy? :confused:

-On a more personal note, why, for the love of all that is good and holy, was my man describing his ingrown hair and how he had to go in after it!!!? (I had to put the phone down through that one) :rolleyes:

I just want to take this time now and thank my parents for my lack of body hair. My only hope is that others can be so blessed! :p

Dionysus 12-14-2003 02:42 AM

Re: Random thoughts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sahara
-I've heard some guys say that a little mustache on a woman is sexy. Some women seem to believe that mess!! They even have it shaped up.

-Some women must think it's also sexy to have a beard! I've seen all kinds-- from fuzz to ZZ top!! Believe me on this one, I WISH I was exaggerating!


According to one of my mother's ex-co-workers, women with facial hair has a good cha-cha.

PM_Mama00 12-14-2003 12:18 PM

Re: Random thoughts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sahara
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-On a more personal note, why, for the love of all that is good and holy, was my man describing his ingrown hair and how he had to go in after it!!!? (I had to put the phone down through that one) :rolleyes:

I just want to take this time now and thank my parents for my lack of body hair. My only hope is that others can be so blessed! :p

Hahaha funny story. My friend had to get surgery. When I heard for what, I couldn't help but laugh. He got an ingrown hair on his ass cheek. They had to take it out so he now has a little hole in his cheek. Haven't seen it. He can't sit on his booty for a month.

FHwku 12-23-2003 07:15 PM

Sunday Night Sex Show lady is funny
 
i've heard that if you eat a lot of sweets, it helps odor and taste.

i've also heard the pineapple juice on Whipped, the movie.

last of all, i've heard that the reason some of our penises smell better, is because some of us "clean" it with the soap.

AXO Alum 12-23-2003 11:11 PM

Sue Johansen ROCKS! I love her -- Mr. AXO Alum and I watch her when we stay up that late (having a toddler really moves your bedtime back!) -- of course its TOTALLY NON-SEXUAL....meaning that if there was a desire to think about ever having sex again, watching the show would KILL it....

still *gagging* about the guy that called in and said that his girlfriend had hemorroids, but could he still have ANAL SEX with her?!! *gag**gag*cough-cough**gag*

I will say that I must compliment Canada's ability to promote this show which really is informative, and seriously stresses the importance of good sexual health -- think about all the times that you may have been afraid to ask your doctor about something for fear of sounding stupid...at least she can be candid about it! Of course I would totally LIE about my name and location should I ever call in :D

lifesaver - long time no chat....I am SURE that your junk doesn't stink...LOL :D

onetime 01-10-2004 09:34 PM

Making the cut
 
http://www.balltrimmer.com/home.php

HotDamnImAPhiMu 01-11-2004 12:18 PM

Why, why did I click on that?

xok85xo 01-11-2004 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
Why, why did I click on that?
honey, you can't tell me you didn't know what it was based on the url :)

btw, i think that product is an excellent idea.

HotDamnImAPhiMu 01-11-2004 04:14 PM

I know. That's why I don't understand why I went there. It's like when someone pulls something rotten out of the fridge and goes, "This smells awful. Here." and you smell it.

damasa 03-19-2004 02:58 AM

Threads like this should always be remembered.

Remember kids: stick your penor in pineapple juice!

James 06-03-2004 09:43 PM

ttt

Kevin 06-04-2004 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by James
ttt
It needed that -- one of the best threads ever.

swissmiss04 06-04-2004 11:42 AM

Yay! It's returned!!!!!

ADPiShannan 06-05-2004 03:19 PM

OH my gosh. The Oxygen lady. My little brother is 15 now, but about 2 years ago when he hit 13, I came home and he had his door closed and was watching tv, anyways we heard him laughing and went in. He was watching the old lady on Oxygen. Seems she is a big thing with the teens who watch and laugh, though I think they watch for advice too. Anyways, we sat and watched it with him. Now I do laugh cause I cant believe a 80 yr old is giving advice. Its like asking my grandma about sex. She does seem to be very blunt though on the topics.

When I read this I laughed my ass off cause I remember how shocked I was when I first saw her show on tv too lol.

As for the guy smell. Its there boys. I guess it depends on how much you clean down there, but its there. I know if my hubby is working all day and would come home and we may start up, I wont dare go down there cause of the smell. I think its just a thing that both men and women need to be especially clean down there and if not, avoid that area till you are lol.... I cant believe I said that, but it is the truth.

Never tried the pineapple jucie thing. Is that real advice lol?

swissmiss04 06-05-2004 04:46 PM

Scan back through the thread. Yes, pineapple juice does work, though I don't advise dipping any body parts in it. Drinking is best.

emperorclb 06-23-2004 05:20 AM

Pineapple juice?!
Lol thats the funniest thing I've heard all night.
Sometimes I wonder how people discover the "other uses" for house hold products. What could possibly lead someone to explore something like that.?

rainbowbrightCS 06-23-2004 05:25 PM

I just wanted to add, I like my man with hair down there. Its soft and its really sexy againt my body. Now, I dont want a jungle down there, but some is really reall sexy.

sigtau305 06-23-2004 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by ariesrising
I have never laughed so hard in my life before lol. This thread is over the top lol.
I agreed. I read through the whole thread. hirlarious.:p :D


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