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**in my best Bernie Mac voice**
How Come, HOW COME, HOW THE HELL COME!!!??? DAMMIT HC I am pissed? HC it's b/c I have just gotten offa the phone with someone who has NOOOOOO PC skills WHATSOEVER? HC one of the first questions was "What is a mouse?" HC I had to CONTAIN myself? HC this person IS my elder, so I had to remain respectful? HC I am so bent on keeping my word? HC that's why I continued to assist? HC she just wanted to take up a "few minutes" of my time? 55 minutes later HC she wouldn't listen to a damn word I said b/c she was too damn busy saying "Well, you know how stupid I am with this thing...blah blah blah..." HC I wanted to say SHUT UP and LISTEN? HC I sent her an IM with what she needed in it so she wouldn't have to search? HC I masked the link with the text CLICK HERE ON THIS TEXT? HC this is a college educated woman, and she asked me WHERE she should click? HC I said ON THE TEXT? HC she said she couldn't see any text? HC I said, click the words, in the box... the ones that say CLICK HERE ON THIS TEXT? 30 minutes later HC she some how shut her PC down? HC she told me she didn't know how to turn it back on? HC I said push the BLUE botton? HC she said she couldn't find it? 7 minutes later HC she finally asked, "the ROUND one with POWER above it?" HC I was like WTF? HC I said yes ma'am, that's it? HC she asked how to get her mouse over to it? HC I was like NO USE YOUR FINGER? HC she said, "Well you said I had to use the mouse!" HC I didn't know what to do? 15 minutes later HC her 7 year old came in and I walked him through everything? 8 minutes later HC she wanted to keep me on the phone so she could "Write it all down for future reference?" HC I said nooo, you probably want to just take one of those classes at the community center or the Y? HC she said, "Well, I could just call you when I need something b/c I rarely use this thing anyhow...."? HC I was like nooooo, you should take a class... your banking will be going online soon, and you want to be able to keep track of your money on your own time right? HC that was a cop out? HC she said she still doesn't think she needs to take the class? HC I am gon' break it down for her tomorrow? HC I kept my cool the entire time? HC YAAAAYYYY ME b/c I know I can be straight rude when I am frustrated like I was? HC she couldn't tell I was pissed and irritated? HC she didn't need to be able to tell b/c I said I'd help her? HC I didn't realize it would be that involved? HC Lord help me!?!? HC a certain someone, needs to hit me up? HC this person was really encouraging? HC we have to finish our convo? :cool: |
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HC I eat neither black eyed peas nor cole slaw? HC the only thing I eat that is traditional on New Year's is pig's feet? HC I will ONLY eat that on New Year's? HC that is on my poor people's food list? lol HC also on that list is bologna? HC I hate bologna? HC I am SO tired of eating chicken? HC I made a comment about it to my student worker yesterday? HC he said, "Yeah, you and every other AA family?" HC I hollered at that one? LMAO HC I'm on here and I know I have work to do? HC I'ma be back later, when I'm all done? :) HC wait? HC I sent a certain complainin' someone an email? HC I didn't get a response? HC I ain't sendin' no more? :p HC I hope Exquizzle gets better? HC, Espero que te sientes mejor muy pronto? HC that means I hope you feel better very soon? HC I'm listening to my Merengue CD, so I'm in a Spanish mood? HC that was just for you, Cow? :) HC Soror Positively AKA now has the title of Most Likely to P, P, & D? |
HC I will be @ your job in 45 minutes?
HC I have to be at school for forever tonight? HC when I get to your job I will get my boogie on to Soul Insurance and Pissed Off? HC I have added another jam to my Angie list but I just forgot the title? |
HC teenagers are funny?
HC I was struggling not to laugh at their wit? HC two of my seasoned Sorors had my back with the teenagers? HC I realized, however, that I am old enough to be their mother?! :eek: HC my own mother squawked at me last night about "taking all those calories to bed?" HC she doesn't realize that I will not be 5'1" and 110 lbs., as she is? HC I still love her anyway? :D HC I'm going to get more color put in my hair? HC some of my hair is going to be a triple-process? HC, HC? |
HC this cd is just nice?
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HC I was working so diligently, that I had forgot she was coming? HC I'm jammin' to Angie right about now? HC she put the merengue CD to rest? |
HC there was a lady on the train rocking a "North Place" jacket :eek: ?
(Not the North Face jackets but a North Place!) HC another lady had no shame wearing her DK&Y shirt? **It may sound like DKNY, but really :rolleyes: HC a man had on a pair of "AIR" sneakers? (Not Air Jordans, mind you....just AIR. ) HC there are stores that actually sell these designer imposter clothes? HC they sell Tomy Hilfiger? And TOOMY Hilfiger? |
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HC people try to sell the same type fakey-fake stuff on eBay? :rolleyes: HC I see FAKE Gucci shoes with bids of $100 or more? HC we're so label-conscious as a society that some of us will shell out for the fakes? |
U GOT IT BAD HC's
HC I had to stay after school tonight til 8:40ish for Parent Teacher Conferences?
HC some parents are CLUELESS? HC the parents of one of my students tried to blame me for him being ineligible to play basketball? HC I looked @ her like BINCH please? HC her son is playing her for a fool? HC I don't want to talk about the CHIT no mo? HC let their azzes be fooled not mine? HC my friend said: listen to ushers u got it bad.. AND LIKE .. TAKE OUT THE "SOMEBODY" PART AND HES SINGIN ABOUT A STD.. ? HC then she said: SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT IT? HC then she gave me an example: WHEN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR BODY.. .. HMM MAKES YA CHANGE YOUR WAYS LIKE HANGIN WIT YO CREW HMM ? HC all I could do was LLLLLMAO?? HC tomorrow I don't have to go to work? HC tomorrow is pamper CT4 day? HC I am going to get my nails and hair done? HC then I am going to go get new outfits? HC I gotta look crute when I go home next weekend? HC I need to e-mail some folks to let them know CT4 is coming home? |
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HC he was trying to sing "You got it bad"? HC I flinch everytime I hear that song now? HC, I had to talk to another guy, and he asked me if I'd buy him a "sammich"? HC, I never skipped a beat, and said politely "no sir, I can't buy you a "sammich", but here's what I can do for you?" HC after that call, I was ROTFLMPGBO! HC, people get sauced up on Saturday nights and call Customer Service to act a fool? |
CRAAAAIIIIIIGGGGG!!!!!!
HC my LS (B08) just told me that Craig David will be in 'Nap on 12/8?
HC Blu will also be there? HC, CT4, this sounds like a RT??? HC I hafta check my budget first? HC I don't know when Craig will be this close again, and I can't miss this? HC it's only $25???? HC we gon' hafta talk about this?! HC I'm all excited and I don't even know if I can go yet? HC I saw his new video yesterday (7 Days) and I was JUICED!? HC it still trips me out to hear him talk with that accent? HC there are some "other" groups at the concert, but so? :p HC I wanna goooooooooo? |
HC I am jealous jealous!
HC I love me some Craig David! HC sexy sexy! HC it might just be the accent? HC who cares! HC sexy sexy! HC I had to wonder about him for a minute though? HC for like seven months I NEVER saw a picture of him without a hat on??? HC I was like hmm.... suspect..... HC I finally saw him in that video 'Seven Days' HC I was sooo relieved! HC I can go back to thinking 'sexy sexy' without laughing at him? HC I'm out... |
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HC I used to wonder about the hat, too? HC I ain't care, though, cuz I love him? HC I had to come back and add some stuff? HC I don't remember who the cyber-trick (j/k) was that was tryin to get with Craig? HC I just know her name start with a K? HC, whoever you are, I'M GOING TO SEE HIM IN CONCERT!!!??? :p :D ;) HC what you got to say about that? HC I'ma pull him BACK to my side, AGAIN!? :) HC I'll let you have him AFTER I'm through? HC, #1LL, do you want to go, too? HC CT4 said we can make it a ladies night out? HC that will be fun? HC we are gonna have fun in 'Nap? HC, EliteSpring01, where are YOU? HC we ain't skeent (heehee) you in minute? HC I bet Mother Nature better keep her shirt on? HC she BET' NOT bring no bad weather when we tryin to see Craig and Blu? HC, Mother Nature, HC? HC, don't show out? :p HC I'ma change the subject right quick? HC I need to know if track #6 on Angie's cd uses the song Backstabbers as the hook? HC, CT4, can you look in your little cd cover book thingie and tell me? :) Thanks ;) HC that's the only bad thing about The Burn? *In my most childish sing-song voice* I'm goin' to see Crai-aig, I'm goin' to see Crai-aig . . . |
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HC I knew it was an old song she used as the intro sound? HC #6 is WISH I DIDN'T MISS YOU? HC I have been there b4? HC yes she uses BACKSTABBERS by the O'JAYS? HC yes Elite has been MIA? HC #1LL you need to roll with a sista for a brotha ;)" HC lol that is the line from Angie's Remix 2 Brotha with EVE and Alicia? HC I am AMPED about this trip? HC I forgot to go shopping yesterday but will not forget tomorrow after church? |
HC my 3 year old daughter walked in on me and my husband in the middle of something she should not have seen.
HC we absolutely did not hear her coming or know that she was standing in the doorway for a good 5-8 seconds before we saw her. HC she is completely traumatized right now. HC I sat down with her to talk to her about what she saw and she had this disturbed look on her face. HC she told me that she didn't want to talk about it - but maybe tomorrow she'd feel like. HC later this morning I was listening to my son and daughter playing. HC I was half-asleep, but I heard my 5 year old son teaching my daughter a song. HC he was teaching her slowly, word for word, "I - Like - Big - Butts - But - I - Cannot - Lie - Those - Other - Brothers - Can't - Deny - - - - you know the rest, and as he would say each word, she'd repeat it back. HC that woke me up. HC I was like where did you learn that song (because it's not like we play that around the house). HC he said that he learned that song on SHREK!!!!! HC that goes to show me that I really have to stay on top of monitoring what my kids watch. |
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HC that happened to me once? HC I was 5? HC I was :eek: :eek: because my parents were separated but I guess my daddy had a strong mack daddy vibe? :p HC my mother never knew about me seeing them until LAST YEAR?!!? HC she LHAO about it:mad: :o ? HC I told her that isht was not funny? HC the only reason I saw her was because she told me to wake her up @ X:YZ time and the only digital clock was in her room? HC I did not see much but what I saw was TRAUMATIC? HC but not nearly as bad as hearing her and my former stepfather years later? HC I feel her pain? HC just tell her that daddy and mommy were loving each other? HC please don't sugar coat it? HC good luck and stay prayerful? HC your household sounds like a lot of fun? HC I want to take a field trip?:p :p |
HC?
How come.........
I met Mystikal (mr shake your azz himself) today? I really enjoyed talking with him? He's as real as any of us? He's a goofball? He still has a big forehead? His babymama came in when he was inside for a while? She was wearing a bootylicious shirt? :eek: He was dressed really nice though? She had hair to the dayum ceiling? He asked her what the hell she was wearing?:o He looked ashamed to be seen with her? That's not his girlfriend though? Today was my last day on my job? It was for bigger and better ? I'm excited? Customers brought me gifts? My own co workers didn't do a dayum thing? It was ok? Because they wouldn't have been ginuine anyway? I'm still feeling BAD but I'm goin to the Dr.? Because if I don't I'll have some people huntin me down? My joints ache?:( I'm tired? Imma go get some rest?;) |
HOW THE FREAKIN COME?!
HC I have been so busy lately that I haven't posted any HC's?
HC I been doing a Discogoddess and MandingoNupe move? HC "P, P, & D"??????!!!!! HC that ain't cuyute?! HC know what else ain't cuyute?! HC Mr. & Mrs. Prayerfull "doing the nasty" & getting caught ain't either?! :p HC I feel for the po' baby?! HC now she's blinded for life?! HC I'm saying this b/c I know how po' baby feels?! HC EEEEEEEWWWWWW :eek:???!!!! HC know what else ain't cuyute??? HC our "story"???!!! HC "Jawaquetta"???!! HC "Turquoise Cornrows"?! HC we're crazy??????!!!!!! HC it ain't never cuyute to be that "ghettofied" IN REAL LIFE?! HC LMAO!!!! HC Anyway, I hope Exquizit is starting to feel better? HC Exquizit, you need to be staying in the bed getting some rest?? HC I'm not one to tell folx what they "need" to be doing?? HC especially when they are older than me????? HC but when people I care about are ill, that goes out the window??!!! HC I'm saying this b/c I luv my GC Fam???!!! HC "Don't Get It Twisted"??!!! HC CT4 & Ideal: I wanna see Craig David too????!!! :mad: HC he is cuyute?! HC that isht ain't cuyute (that I can't go)?! HC I wonder when he'll be in "My Hood"?? HC it doesn't matter anyway, cuz I ain't got cheddar $$$$$$$$ to be spending freely??? :mad: HC "Tired of Being Poor and Broke College Students", HC?! HC it seems like I' going be broke for a long a$$ time??? HC that's b/c of all the EDUMACASHUN I'm getting???? HC I'll be in school until I'm 28 or 29????!!!!!!! HC THAT REALLY AIN'T CUYUTE?! :eek: HC but when I finish, I'll be making up for all those years being broke???!!!! HC money is a thang????!!!! HC I want to help people, but I also have to help myself an my fam?! HC that's REAL???!!! HC Novella: "Wasssusp, Guuuurrrrrrrrrl"? HC how you been??? HC I have a question for you??? HC it involves MPM??? HC I wanna know when the next line is???!!!!! :D :p HC "MILK IT, MILK IT, MILK IT"??????!!!! HC "I Wanna Be Dowwwwwwn"???? HC Discretion????!!!!!! :p HC that was a joke??!! ;) HC I'm LMAO at my own post??!! HC I love myself?????!!!!!! HC hey, that should not have question marks at the end???!!! HC this shouldn't either!!!!! HC that's better!!!!!! HC my "how come" post is a waste of internet space???!! HC whateva??!! HC I'm just happy my cramps are gone?! :o HC Sorry Menzes?! HC, speaking of menzes, what ever happed to MN's cousin?! HC did he kick him to da curb???? HC if he didn't what's he waiting for??? HC Okay, I need to study???? HC Buh-bye???!!! |
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HC I done had mixed feelings about ya'll lover boy since we discovered he likes men? HC Craig David lovers HC? HC I'm excited? HC CT4, Ideal, and Beauty08? |
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Who likes men???? HC I thought we discovered he didn't date Black women? HC I think that was a rumor? HC his videos have black women in them? HC I need for you to tell me who likes men??? |
HC U need to check your mail because it is very HOT!!!
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HC I thought Craig liked men instead of women? HC I didn't mean to get your blood pressure rising? HC I'm LMAO because I could just see your expression? HC I'm sorry for the misunderstanding? HC ya'll can charge it to my memory and not to my heart? |
HC If SNS would have said CUYUTE one more time.........?
HC? HC our SF seems to be koo-koo? HC CT4 cracks me up? HC she always has a one liner to make you LOL? HC my friend Novella didn't say goodbye or nuttin the other night? HC we've all decided to go into ebonics typing mode? HC The Bayou Classic is this weekend? HC It should be off the chain? HC I need to be on my way to class? HC Imma go and I'll bbl? |
HC I need for you, O Exquizit One, to check your pm and mail because both are HOT. :p ;)
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HC #1LL gon' make me kill her when I get to 'Nap?
HC I was like, OH NO?! :eek: :( :eek: HC I'ma check my mail after I finish these HC's? :) HC I'm just glad we got that whole Craig David thing under control? :) |
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HC Ideal don't kill me? HC I won't be able to post no more HC's then? HC that would be sad? HC my child would be sad too? HC then you would inherit a 5 year old? HC you would wish I was alive cause he love him some me? HC just for the records Craig don't like men he likes ME and only me!!!!:D HC I'm just playing? HC I got a man? HC I make sure all those who have a man KEEP him? HC none of ya'll betta be throwing thongs on the stage? HC none of ya'll betta be acting like MJJ fans...fainting and stuff? |
Man!
HC y'all had me worried bout my MAN?
HC he just don't know it yet? HC actually in reality you might be right? HC all the women in his videos are mixed? HC that seems reeeaaally political to me? HC it looks like he was just trying not to offend? HC umm can we say Lenny Lravitz? HC did anyone see his "Behind the Music"? HC all his friends are mixed! HC I can understand that, but it struck me HC back to mah baby Craig HC I could see him being gay HC he is a liiil pretty HC on my BP page I point out that while I like his music, if he was anything in real life like his songs I would hate him? HC he would also have 51 STD's? HC wannabe playa (although I am sure with all the Euro chicks on his tip he is a real playa?) HC no, make that 53 STD's? HC he just tries a liiiil too hard? HC oh well, he is still nice to look at and he has a nice voice, which is all that matters..... HC he is STILL better looking than that hugly Usher! HC ooh wee! HC he goes scraight to the "You Sho is Ugly" board! |
HC kids birthday parties?
HC lil kids whose Mama's CAIN'T CONTROL THEM FOR NUTHIN! Hc if I had ever acted out that way in public...... HC the thought would have been afraid to enter my head? HC lil kids trying to climb up me? HC Mama was standing back like "Oh don't do that" HC yes they were black HC Mama was a Sawrah HC I was too through! HC I wanted to paddle her kids for her! |
HC someone is online but ain't said hi or nothing to me?
HC the person who was making sure I wrote my paper has not been online all day? HC I hope all is well? HC I am the QUEEN of PROCASTINATION? HC the paper is due tomorrow night and in 2 more paragraphs I will have said the page limit but I have a lot more to talk about to insure my A? HC I am sitting on GC like I don't have isht to do? HC I will write until 11:30 and then resume tomorrow while my first period takes their test? HC I have to take forever with the review session because some kids will finish the 50 questions in 10 minutes or less? HC that irks the heck out of me? HC i meant to go get them a video today but it will have to wait until tomorrow? |
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HC some people are busters?
HC I know yall know them? HC I'm talkin' about the people that when they open their mouths, all you think is, man, he/she a buster? HC I can tell it's almost time for Aunt Flo, cuz I'm irritable? :mad: HC some people don't know when to leave well enough alone? HC those type of people are (you guessed it) busters? HC I am having an emotional day today? HC I am glad I know who I am, cuz busters be makin' you second guess yourself sometimes? HC I am glad at the little life lessons that my mother gave me when I was younger? HC she told me that "not everyone is going to like you?" HC I'm glad she told me that? HC otherwise, I might be trippin'? HC last year, a good friend of mine said something that tripped me out? HC I was meeting her friends (she moved) for the first time? HC right before we walked in the restaurant, she said, "Oh, don't worry, I already told them you were an @$$hole?" HC I was like, "You told them WHAT???" :eek: HC she was like, "It's cool. You know you have to be an @$$hole to be our friend. We're all @$$holes." HC that made me LOL? HC we all had the best time that day? HC it's all about finding out who YOU are and where YOU fit in, and later for the rest of the drama? HC it's cool to be around people who REALLY know you? HC it's even cooler that they love you in spite of you? HC I am nostalgic for that outing? HC I am ready for another gathering of my sistas? HC next week we might have to have a 1st Two at Howard U night? HC I need that right about now? HC I'ma send out an email about that right now? :) HC I'm tired of working? :( HC I am looking forward to this 4 day weekend? HC I am going to enjoy myself IMMENSELY!!!??? |
HC #1LL, CT4, and Ideal08 are gonna make me take off of work to see Craig David?
HC I really don't like him, but I think I will go to hang out and have a good time with my GC Friends? HC he is really, really, really, fine? HC Ideal got me wondering who is messing with her? HC I need to call work and see if a sista's got to work the 8th? HC ya'll we can go to the Martini bar and to dinner downtown that night? HC, ooh that will be so much fun!!!!!!!!!!! |
HC I am MAAAAAAAAAAAD right now!!:mad:
HC the paper I was ALMOST DONE TYPING is NOOOOOOWHERE TO BE FOUND ON MY DISC!?!?!? HC I am pissed because the son of a gun is due tonight at 7? HC I want to dam* all bad sectors to hell? HC please pray I remember the six pages of words IHad carefully put together? HC I need my gat but am pressed for time? HC GOD LOVES ME!?!?!?:D HC I had e-mailed my professor and told her what happened? HC she wrote me back giving me to the weekend? HC bless her heart she will be getting a present of gratitude? HC it will be a Gift Certificate at a bookstore? HC I have RRR now? HC I was about to cry 20 minutes ago? |
HC I want my own gat right now?
HC I want to aim it at my editors, the bank, everyone? HC I couldn't sleep because of an allergy attack for the second consecutive night? |
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HC I feel you on hanging out and having a good time with our GC peeps? HC what Martini Bar are you talking about? HC is it Nicky Blaines or Malibou? HC Ideal got me wondering too? HC Ideal and CT4 I'ma send ya'll a cyber hug? HC everything is going to be a'right? HC shake the busters off? HC I am still waiting on a phone call from somebody? HC I ain't going to call them out though? HC I going to charge it to the game since they need to finish their paper?:p |
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HC I am ALL about the Martini bar!!?? HC that sounds like TOO much fun? HC we don't want to cut into my CutiePie's Christmas fund? HC we can meet you at the Martini Bar after the concert? HC I would like it, however, lol, if you came along for the festivities? HC I'm not dressing up for this one, though? HC you know some of them people are NOT going to know how to act? HC Witt prepared me for these types of concerts? HC you KNOW I will be ready to fight if I dressed up and someone spilled some beer on me cuz they ain't know how to stand still? :mad: HC Craig is a cutie? :D HC I am interested in seeing what kind of show Blu puts on? HC I've seen Craig perform on Reverb? HC, Beauty, I want to know how many "other" groups are gonna be there? HC I'm glad CT4 got all that squared away with her paper? HC I am praying that Soror ST gets some peace and rest today? HC I'm glad you don't have a gat? :) |
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