not exactly bad grammar, but just bad form and definitely FAIL.
http://failblog.org/2009/08/22/facebooking-win/

OMG!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOO

I was able to keep it together until I saw her standing invitation to the "love-cave-between-her-legs"

LOL

Wow! Hysterical!

What is up with the "engaged" relationship status?

That website is hilarious... Bookmarking it now actually...

WOW!!!:eek:

Here's one I saw today. "Heinkens + Condoms= A REALLY GOOD TIME!!!!!!"

Talk about oversharing.

8 yr college student:
IS saYiN G0 SuPPoRt MaXiMuM ImpaCt 2NiTe @ 7:00 p.m. n SN0 FiNe ArtZ BLdng (MuSiK side AudiTorium)....!!!!!!!!!!

That makes me sad. :(

That makes my eyes hurt.

She's actually very smart & sweet, but her statuses always look like this. It's the same way my 16 y/o sister writes.

They have a fan page on facebook now.

"just left mii boo mizz him...he his so good to ne omg...he iz..so just waitin on diz food to finish lolz...probably go c him 2morrow to!!! *Say.Yes.boy*"

WTF! YOU DON'T TALK LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE!!!

:eek:

Unfriend that person. Immediately.

wow. :eek: I would hide that feed stat.

I know this isn't a Facebook status, but have you seen this post in the Entertainment forum?

http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...d.php?t=108240

"pericings in nov(: TextMe:) NEWPHONETOMORROW:)pissed off"

or the post from an hour before: "pericings in nov(: TextMe:) W/th Erin:)"

This girl updates her status all the time so people will see it more often. She talks about these icky piercings she wants to get and spells it like that EVERY time.

Hide?

Haha funny as hell!

Yes and my head exploded.

she needs to say yes to proper english.

I had some students email me and their emails were written like that. I told all of them I felt like giving them automatic Fs for not only using "text talk" in regular email, but for thinking that it was okay to email a professor using that garbage.

Good for you!

I have a similar problem. Girls I went to high school with, I'm glad (well not really but I'll pretend to be to be polite) that you have kids as an unwed single mother with a high school education HOWEVER those who have to read your statuses would appreciate it if you would refrain from bitching about how you can't party or do anything fun anymore because of your kid. It was your decision to spread 'em without making the guy wrap it, please accept the consequences of that decision. Oh, and talking about how you don't have a job or a car but your welfare kicked in so you can pay for your kid...yeah, that's nice but I'm happy not knowing that my taxes are paying for your drunken mistake.

</rant>

P.S. Sorry if this offends people, I just had to get that off my chest.

Just saw this gem:

GirlIKnow "loves her little and her high speed puking action...CLASSIC"

Eww, really?

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I was shocked to learn some classmates of mine wrote to their professors like that. I was so embarrassed for them.

Some people I was working with on a group project would send e-mails with "text talk." I quit trying to read their shit. It made my head hurt. Why would anyone want to be thought of as a moron?

Even if I'm sending a casual e-mail to a friend, it doesn't look like text talk! My sister sometimes sends me e-mails a little lacking in capitalization, but I know she would never send that to a professor.

I do that too, but when I'm speaking with a familiar person (Facebook, family e-mails, etc.) and I know I've left some posts around here with hardly any sense of proper grammar and English... Sorry guys :o

I'm so particular that I even use capitalization and proper punctuation in my texts to brothers in my fraternity.

On topic however, I feel like I should include this gem from my feed:

Cap'n Tony Showtime Terry Shoutout to everyone that Breath smells like Jellyfish Colon in church and gotta nerve to ask the Preacher to pray for them.The Preacher smells that Colon Breath and says U look like something else is troubling u after u told him whats wrong



wtf?

I feel like making this my newest update: If you don't understand what I'm saying or are going to make a reference that has nothing to do with what I'm saying just to write on my page, don't @#$%ing comment on my status. KTHXBYE.

Oh, and if I delete something you wrote...don't write it again.

I practice family law, and let me just say that if you or anyone you know is doing this, tell them to stop. They cannot control, try as they might, who gets access to their Facebook page, and stuff like this in a high conflict divorce case is solid freakin' gold for the other side if they seek to modify the custody/visitation.

I'm speechless. Wow.

I've 'won' custody fights with much, much less.

This doesn't pertain to Facebook, and it's kind of persnickety, but it does make my blood boil. (KSUViolet shares my pain in this regard, I hope.)

I hate it in those droning pharmaceutical ads when they give all the cautionary gobbledygook at the end and say a particular med should not be used by those "who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant." This is a classic example of what your 12th-grade English teacher taught you as "faulty parallelism." Literally, the last part is saying "who are may become pregnant."

TEH DUMB.

A friend of mine had this link posted on his facebook page and it reminded me of this thread. http://www.learnyourdamnhomophones.com/

Heads up: the language is a little harsh so it's not exactly safe for work.