OOOOOOOOOOOMG this was the funniest thing I have heard all day!!!!!! LOLOL.

doing what, coming out of the shower or into the bedroom?

*bump* This is possibly one of the most funny threads on GC.

This is the first time I noticed that the craziest moments was the result of intoxication. I hope to read some crazy things done while sober, beating my story about grabbing my boobs in front of janitors.

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I have to narrow it down to one moment?
dont think that's possible for me. :p

Too many to choose from....

Let's go with this one:
Last year I was in the dining hall walking with my tray of ravioli and tomato sauce and this girl about 10 feet infront of me slipped and fell (she was ok, but everyone was laughing)... including myself.... as I'm hysterical laughing I miss the puddle of water that made her slip and go straight down to the floor (which of course made me laugh even harder because that seems to be what I do when I make a complete fool out of myself). The tray goes flying, I'm covered in tomato sauce and iced tea, and the china plate crashes and breaks into thousands of little pieces. Then I got the typical "you're a moron" clap from all those in attendance for my "performance" including my crush at the time and his roommate. So I was their entertainment for the night. :D

This evening, my biological sister and I were in a "health food" store shopping for some groceries for her new apartment. This store has several aisles of bulk bins with nuts, grains, flour, etc. They also have a candy aisle. We stopped in the candy aisle (figures I'd stop there in a health food store!) and I eyed the pre-weighed plastic tubs of candy lined up at the top of the bulk bins. I saw a tub of red hots candy and said "Hey look! They have red hots for Valentine's Day!" As I grabbed the tub, the lid popped off and red hots went flying *everywhere*. They trickled down the display and the little pebbles of cinnamon went scattering all over the floor. Do you know those musical instruments from South America called "rain sticks"? Yeah, that's what it sounded like. My sister and I started laughing hysterically. I mustered all of the strength I could to put the lid back on and put it back on the shelf. I kept telling her that we should tell someone about the mess. I finally found an employee in the produce section and tried to let him know. Unfortunately, I was still laughing hysterically and couldn't articulate my problem to the guy. Eventually I squeaked out that I spilled stuff all over the floor in the candy aisle. He just looked at me like I was a nut and said "Ok, I'll take care of it."

:o

.....Kelly :)

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This happened to me yesterday at my sisters office. I was sitting at her desk talking to her when her office phone rang. She looked at the Caller ID & told me to pick it up b/c it was her ex-husbands stupid lazy brother or his stupid wife & that they were only calling her to borrow money. I picked up & told him that she wasn't in & he interrupted me to say that he was outside the door but our loud talking & laughing prevented us from hearing him knock. He walked in & handed her some papers that she needed from him regarding the sale of his house. I could have strangled her for making us both look like jackasses.