KY Jelly: Sorry, we can't think of any good excuses for having it by your bed either.:(




underwire bra

Underwire Bra - Cutting off circulation, one woman at a time





Budweiser

Budweiser - When Meisterbrau just won't do.



Diet Coke

Diet Coke: Giving people the freedom to eat 35,000 calories in one meal. Don't worry - it still has zero calories.



Pantyhose

Pantyhose: We run so you don't have to.

Oscar Meyer

My bologna has a first name...it's O-S-C-A-R.

My bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-R.

Oh, I love to eat it everyday.

And if you ask me why I'll say...

Cuz we can't buy good food today until it goes on sale anyway!





Tide

I think you just won!





Tide: The box is so colorful - unlike your clothes, after being washed in Tide.






Just For Men hair coloring:

No matter how dark you make it, you are still a geezer......

*also see our new and improved pubes formula !! For great looking hair...down there!*








Microsoft Vista

Vista: You chose a PC over a MAC, but we've now made that irrelevant.





Groundhog's Day

Groundhog Day: We put Punxsutawney, PA on the friggin' map!




Cooler Scooter :
(http://www.coolerscooterdirect.com/)
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I can't decide between:

The Original Liquor Cycle

or

Hey, Look, I got a DUI!





Turkeyburger

Turkeyburger -- Enjoy a burger that has 50% less fat and 100% less taste





Clorox

Clorox - Whitens, brightens, puts out eyes and secretly kills philandering husbands....








Boston Red Sox

Boston Red Sox - Slowly but surely turning into the New York Yankees.


Bacon

Bacon: It doesn't come from pigs -- it comes from the grocery store!




Exxon