Water sports.

Who's to say it was a gay penis? Because of the author? Because it was rainbow? Six year old girls like rainbows but they aren't gay penises.

Lets stop making assumptions.


You mean in one of many acceptable normal ways. I suspect you're a missionary position girl too. That's a shame. I do hope you're at least enjoying it and not simply being used as a vessel for your husbands pleasure .

So... any place that serves meat and dairy low brow. Call Paris, the entire city is being shut down! Learn to accept the fact that much of the Midwest, West, and South is NOT vegetarian friendly. It doesn't mean we don't have class, we just find animals yummmmmmy.




So you have sex on the savannah? WTF is natural sex. No birth control? Ok. As you are not gay, I'd not expect you to have gay sex. As you're married, being promiscuous is unlikely, anal sex is uncomfortable for a lot of people, but oral sex? For shame. Besides most people on here don't rely on toys. They're extras, not substitutes.



Then don't use it in an example you're trying to make or you'll get laughed at.

She's probably at Aspen now... or did they cut her.. I can't remember.
LMAO, I was going to say cosplay.

U know a thread is bad and getting worse when the moderator gets involved....

10 things to do when you think that sophistication has left GC

1. learn to crochet

2. Sign up for an online internet course

3. Have natural sex withanother human being

4. Download porn

5. Start your own website

6. Start your own website that allows downloadable porn

7. Start your own website that allows downloadbale porn of people having natural sex

( and name that site... www.naturalsex.com/org ) for that natural f**ker in you

8. Teach a course about the difference between a straight penis and a gay penis

9. Go jogging

And last if not least if you really need something else to do because the sophistication of GC has gone down is.....

10. GET A MYSPACE ACCOUNT

Or you could just go away. If you're so offended, there are plenty of other places for you to play on the internet.

Goodbye.

Couldn't have said it better myself. Plus what is served is geared toward the customer. I just don't see very many vegetarian NASCAR fans (I know there probably are, but I just have never met one). You are not going to sell tofu burgers at Talladega. :rolleyes:

Actually, they are served next to the wheat grass vendor in the infield. You just have to know where to look. :D

i hear "natural sex" and i imagine frolicking on a hand-woven blanket next to a quiet mountain stream with a daisy chain around your hair...in the middle of spring. :confused: I thought sex was supposed to be fun, not the opening to a chick flick. i enjoy sex with my husband and thats the only rule involved!

NO THANKS TO NATURAL SEX!!:D

and she doesn't rely on toys...how boring is that?

natural sex, no toys...Martha Stewart...is that you??

This sockpuppet had me at natural sex. I'm sure that an explanation of such a terribly boring-sounding term would be crass, but bouy would it be funny. I am amused to the point where I am actually posting in chitchat.


And also- in before the lock.

lawd the images!!!

and imagine that scene with that stupid snickers tune playing behind it...


"...to the world..."

'Natural sex,' that's redundant. Doesn't matter what body part you use and where you stick it (in the body that is), it's all biological, and therefore, natural...

prancing nougat in the meadow = natural sex