A $25 Caribou gift card! Oh boy!

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a letter to the vending machine restocker to "not come back here no mo with them dayum chitlins, stinkin up the place and what not"

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1000 signatures on the "NO MO' CHITLINS!" letter

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922 more signatures to let PB know were serious!

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an elderly woman that is someone's granny with an old leather belt patroling the machine to enforce the No Chitlin rule.

.... and a glass of lemonade

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the "new" Dasani lemon-flavored water that i jus got hooked on

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A new cell phone


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a bar of ivory soap (for Jock's nasty mouth)

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A half of a chitlin

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shards of glass from PB's broken mirror

*inserts coin* then hides around the corner with an evil giggle

A hog waiting to be gutted for the chitlins

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*I know I put an ass whoopin champ to guard against chitlins...*

A box of Lucky Charms with PB on the front.. I knew he was full of magic...

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Some fried chitlins

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A picture album of Shamika T. in her collection of thongs (where is she anyway)?

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A smooth Nupie Kane with a picture of all 10 of the Founders on it.

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