I've tried being saccharin-sweet to you, I've tried ignoring you, I've even tried being downright rude to you. What do I need to do to get you to leave me alone?!?!? Please, for the love of all things holy, get out of my office.

We have no running water (although you've kindly brought in port-a-potties and bottled water) and the IS dept is so busy working on the computer swap out this weekend that none of them can help users that have issues today. I say we call a spade a spade and send everyone home.

I really would have gotten around to cleaning out the coffee pots without you setting them in the middle of my desk. Thanks.

Damn baby...you have a nice ass.

Really. Is it going to matter in the grand scheme of life if I leave at 3:30 instead of 4?

Please get all of the details straight before you bring me a project. 'K thanks.

Unless YOU want to process it (which I'd be glad to let you do) STOP OPENING MY MAIL!!!!

Are you trying to make me feel guilty. You are the one that said your cat got attackd by an animal 3 f---ing weeks ago and now it is on deaths door with a chest full of pus and you only have 200 f--ing dollars. Maybe if you saw me 3 weeks ago we would not be here-sorry I can't help you, you need to put your cat to sleep. Yes it is your fault. Take some responsibility.

So you bring in your nasty ass chihuahua that got atacked by something b/c it was chained up in the front yard, who wants to eat me and my staff alive and you have no way of paying. Sorry can't help you. PS please don't have any children and no more pets-if that is what you want to call a dog that you chain up.


ok I feel better, I am so tired of stupid/irresponsible people

you had me fooled. i thought you were REALLY working without supervision today.
i hope your children appreciate you doing their research assignment for them... but WHY did it take you all day to do 7th grade homework?

Where's the "We-Should-Get-Columbus-Day-Off" Petition? I want a long weekend, too!!! Lucky bankers/postal employees!

Edited to add that I realize this could very well be said outloud at work, I just thought I'd put it in this thread anyway.

Don't forget teachers! :)

don't forget the inept and incompetent.

Not all banks get Columbus day off :(

Could you put that in a memo and title it 'Shit I Already Know'?

Fedex is late EVERY single time except today when they were early!!!!!! SH*T