Maybe she is still a virgin and impregnated herself via the turkey baster method (hey, it worked for Melissa Etheridge).

Maybe they bite down on a wooden stick like the cavewomen of yore did? ;)

I bet Katie Holmes is going to be traumatized after this relationship. Hopefully and kind nurse will allow her the epidural without telling Tom.

That is sad. I hope that they do not follow that rule because (wile I have never had children) that certainly is not what I have heard is good for a child in my psychology classes. Isn't the time when babies and mothers bond most/best directly after birth?

This whole thing is just creepy....:eek:

I expect a ship to come and beam him up some time soon...

You're not the only one! :p

Just saw this on eonline.com:

ON CRUISE CONTROL: People reporting that Tom Cruise fiancée Katie Holmes is dropping out of the drama Shame On You, starring Dennis Quaid, to focus on her pregnancy.

Katie, why oh why are you giving up acting roles? You need them. And Dennis Quaid is so cute. Cuter than Tom? Probably. Could it do more for your career than a baby with Tom? Probably.

I laughed my ass of yesterday when I saw a girl wearing a "SAVE KATIE" T-shirt.

ROTFL
 

There are some comical posts in this thread. :p


Maybe Hubbard Cruise - first name in honor of the man whose ideas brought them together. :rolleyes: I won't be surprised.

Heard something about a website or something that is taking bets on what the name will be. What are the 500-1 odds? GOOSE!!!

not sure if this is posted or not.

Kate is Shame-less
The actress, who recently revealed she is carrying fiance Tom Cruise's baby, has pulled out of the Dennis Quaid drama Shame On You in order to focus on her pregnancy, People magazine reports.


The film, a biopic on country and western swing legend Spade Cooley, had been scheduled to begin shooting in New Orleans within the next month. But the production was pushed back to early 2006 due to Hurricane Katrina. Holmes was set to star as Cooley's wife, Ella Mae.


A publicist for Quaid, who is writing, directing and starring in the film, declined to comment on Holmes' reported exit.


Holmes recently dismissed her longtime rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnick. Per initial reports, Holmes made the move in favor of the flackery skills proffered by Cruise's publicist and sister (publisister?) Lee Ann DeVette. But DeVette said Thursday that Holmes is currently sans spokesperson and therefore no one could confirm the People story.


In any case, DeVette and whomever Holmes decides to hire will have their work cut out for her in the denial and no comment department.


In what has become their signature whirlwind fashion, Holmes, 26, and Cruise, 43, announced they were expecting their first child together earlier this month, just four months after announcing their engagement. The couple has not yet set a wedding date.


With Cruise and Holmes upping their public profile in recent days, tabloids have been all abuzz over the former Dawson's Creek star's very visible bump, prompting speculation into exactly how long she has been in the family way. (She's not saying.)


In terms of just how Holmes got to be in the family way, her aunt has denied rumors that the actress conceived via IVF.


"I can assure you they did it the old fashioned way," Carol Zydorczyk said in a recent magazine interview. (We're not even going to ask how she knows for sure.)


Meanwhile, back home in Ohio, Holmes' father, Martin, is reportedly extremely displeased that his daughter is pregnant without the benefit of first swapping vows, according to Life & Style magazine.


The magazine reports that the strict Catholic scolded the actress upon learning of her pregnancy, before telling Cruise, "You're no good!" The grandfather-to-be also reportedly demanded that the pair wed soon.


In other reports, when it comes time for the actress to give birth in several months, it has been suggested that Holmes will attempt a silent labor in keeping with Scientology tradition.


The practice encourages mothers to be to forgo painkillers and to refrain from screaming or even talking as they bring their children into the world. Scientologists believe that the silence reduces trauma during birth and prevents irrational fears later in life.


Holmes and Cruise have not commented on how they plan to bring their offspring into the world. However, we're thinking Cruise better start practicing his silent couch-jumping routine, just in case.

Not sure if anyone looks at postsecrets.com, but I thought this was interesting.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/994/593/1600/tom.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/994/593/1600/tom.jpg

tom bought katie a sonogram machine so they can monitor the kid on their own. after that, he plans to donate it to some hospital.

Because apparently he thinks that even though he is not a licensed technician he should be able to operate one.

The pic isn't showing up and the link isn't working. :(

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/994/593/1600/tom.jpg

Try that one.

i think you girls are linking us to porn because none of the links work.