How on earth do you manage both of those at the same time?

I'm the overly serious student with the biting wit and sarcasm that could bring a grown man to tears because I am the best at everything yet find myself friendless with only my huge volumes of books to keep me company--until I am befriended by that one special person who sees me for who I truly am and gets me to lower my guard and transform into the quirky, light-hearted girl who loves rainbows, bubbles, and helping others put everything into perspective.

I am also the person who writes those film summaries on the back of movie jackets that you realize are not only incredibly accurate but are also all one sentence.

I'm the guy that is very into music and comes off as pretentious and judgmental, but once people move past my aloof mannerisms, I have a deep appreciation for music and the artistic process.