good games on tonight
ACC/Big 10 Challenge
all ACC wins!

Got tux yesterday
For big gala on Friday
I'll be looking good

Got a case study
Its due tomorrow, good Lord
I am not done, CRAP!

Oh Rampage please have
My dress half price very soon
And in a size four




(Is my Haiku right? I haven't done this forever)

Your haiku is right
Very well done DGqueen
You haiku quite well.

Boyfriend with a tie-dye shirt
I have a big nose
Relationship gone nowhere

New Dr. Pepper
Must outdo all other drinks
Cherry Vanilla

Is the shirt velour?
Was it worn to a formal?
Why why why why why?

Note: the mora are more than the prounounced syllable's, so this will only look correct to you if you know how to correctly prounounce japanese:

karate shimasu
gorufu wa shimasen
ikimasen ka

translation:
I do karate
As for golf, I do not
won't you come?

tabemasen ka?
banana o arimasu
itadakimasu

translation:
won't you eat?
i have a banana
*what you say when accepting food humbly*

Maybe I'll put some more advanced Japanese ones up later... it's a bit late for me to be really taxing my brain when I've got to wake up for class in a few hours...

Ass looks fabulous
In these faded Lucky jeans
Good ass days are great

The H & A won't
Date men who wear velour shirts
Or musical ties

My prof for ConLaw
Likes substantive due process
And lectured all hour

Law school apps can suck
It hardcore because I'm sick
Of writing essays

Sketchy Stop and Shop
Had some really bad chicken
What an awful lunch

Wisconsin will die
In basketball tonight and
Also next weekend

Hey, what's up Marquette?
How's the football team doing?
Oh right -- don't have one.

;)

Rose Bowl? Not for you.
Our lake is bigger than yours.
And our egos too.

Reasons we're better:
uh, we have a football team
our b-ball team's ranked.

we beat Maryland
you beat schools like Toledo
you think you'll win? please.

our school's ranked higher
and our Greek system's better
Yes, I think we win.