If he's still around, he usually did recaps of CBS soaps. Pronounced "Claence".

His segment "The Cla'ence Update" comes on in some markets (radio). He always had me LMAO whenever he imitates Victor. What would he call him? Sweetsomethinganother....LOL!

He had his own website and all. Wasn't he an actor at one time? He kind of reminds you of "Sweet Daddy Williams" (RIP) from Good Times.

I think you're right, Soror. I believe he was an actor in his former life. I just tried to find some info about him and this is the best I could come up with. Seems like years ago I remember looking at a website.

Mary Alice's real name
 

from TWOP, episode 4 summary:

Back on Wisteria Lane, it's Coffee Klatch time. The ladies listen to the audio tape of Mary Alice's psychotherapy sessions with Dr. Goldfine that KimberBree stole last week. On the tape, Mary Alice says that she had "the nightmare again." She continues, "This time I was standing in a river and I saw the girl under the water. And she kept screaming 'Angela' over and over." Dr. G. wonders what Mary Alice thinks that name represents, and Mary Alice explains that "Angela" is her real name. At this, everyone looks over at KimberBree, who nods. Her hair looks amazing. Gabrielle says that this makes no sense: she's seen Mary Alice's driver's license, and it didn't say "Angela" on it. KimberBree shrugs, and tells them that the rest of the tape is about Mary Alice's nightmare and the girl she was afraid of. Everyone stares at the tape. "So what the hell do we do now?" Gabrielle asks.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...s_hbo_s_sizzle

No nom for "Gabriella"? :eek: :o :o

Adulteresses and statutory rapists get no love unless you are R. Kelly. :o

Insert hand clapping simile here....

Black Nanny
 

I think that a nice twist would be a Black nanny a young ghetto girl like a Shaquesha or an older black women like Ms. Mable it could incorparate a new elements to the show. Such as you will sit your hyper little a** down and leave your Mom alone. Also she could help Gabriella with her issues by informing her that teenage delights can't hold a candle to a grown man! I mean if you can't go to the store and buy the champagne you can't come to this party! Also perhaps the Black nanny could stop by Brie's house and pimp slap her ungrateful son who was BOLD :eek: enough to smoke in the house. Then she could go by Suzy/Susan whatevers house and tell her how to snoop through your mans things like a pro and to chill out, his delights are not going anywhere! Finally she could go holler at Zach and see what the he!! his issues are cause he's one rejection away from going off the deep end. I think I 'll copy this and send it to ABC...:p

Okay, I missed the 1st 15 minutes. . .
 

Wha' happened?

I came in where Lynette was asking Bree why she was ironing her husband's shirt.

Re: Okay, I missed the 1st 15 minutes. . .
 

We learned that Maisy Gibbons (of little red riding hood school play) has sex for money with lonely men and one of them is Rex. :eek:

Lynette leaves the kids with the nanny.

Julie says her dad maybe breaking up with Brandy so she will be spending this weekend at home which ruins Susan's GET IT ON FEST with Mike.


OH MY DAYUMS @ Rex having a heart attack and Maisy Gibbons signing him in at the hospital. :eek: Bree, you better get FIESTY!!!!

REX!
 

So maybe Parliament-Funkadelic was also talking about him!!:eek:

Just a big ol' freak, HE'S the freak of the week!:eek:

Re: REX!
 

Bree is about to BREAK HIS AZZZ!!! LMAO
I would have never suspected that Maisy was LIKE THIS.


Umm Gabrielle why did you burn Carlos' passport? Methinks his name is not really Carlos Solis.

Re: Re: REX!
 

Guuurrrrrrrrllll, I was thankin' the EXACT same thing! And if I didn't crack up when she was visiting him and they kissed and he started talking. . . she totally wasn't expecting that.

Po' Rex. When Bree finishes with him, he's probably gon' wish he HAD died. . .

no passport-no bail. those papers must have told her something that causes her to want to keep him behind bars.

Gotcha. Thanks.
She had me ROFLMAO when she was moving all sorts of furniture across the street. She is strong. :eek: