Harlem Nights

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

"Let me tell you about the time I almost died."

Fallen


"It's amazing the things you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror" (I'm pretty sure that's how the line goes)

Hollow Man.

Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!

Next Friday?

"Man give da lil nigga his ball back."

Boyz in the Hood

"Prom queen??!!?? Now you ain't nothing but a prom feen"

New Jack City

You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.

The Best Man


"You don't want your baby coming outta the womb talking 'bout where the liquor at, you know what I'm saying?"

Deliver us from Eva


here goes: "You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A Royale with cheese."

Pulp Fiction


"Let me tell you a story about right and wrong. The left hand and the right hand. The left hand is hate. The right hand is love. "

Do The Right Thing


"I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party."

Forrest Gump

Here is a long one, but I am confident you guys will get it!:)

"Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little “boundary box”. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherf*****' Jacques Cousteau."

Bad Boys 2....I think.

Man1:"One more, one more gain and I take all your fronts out I swear. See how you go back to New York, (whistling) that's how your gonna be all the way back in the car."
Man2: "I'm sorry."
Man1: "F@%k that, say something about the watch _____. Bring up the watch. In fact, just bring up watch."
Look like you fixin' to make your mouth up to say watch, if I see you W, I'll woop your a$$."
In fact, don't even say watch anymore. You can't say watch around me. Say little clock or some sh@t. You say watch, I'm gonna just dive on you."

Bad Boys II


I'm taking it back to middle school now:


Character #1:Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.

Character #2: Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.

Character #1: Your mama's so fat, she own both sides of the family.

Character #2: That's okay. You mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Character #1: Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went inside and got a bowl.