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Steeltrap 08-29-2003 02:33 PM

BronBron
 
I think LeBron James needs speech classes, Accutane and a buff-puff. He isn't looking all that.
:p

AKA2D '91 08-29-2003 02:36 PM

Re: VMA's........
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ShiningStar83
And HC it seemed like Jay-Z was paying her absolutely no attention?
They never seem to have any on-screen chemistry. Maybe it's me. :confused: I noticed this too when they were on Pepsi's summer splash. :confuse: I guess Jigga isn't a touchy-feely lover. :confused:

Eastcoast Sunshine 08-29-2003 02:39 PM

Chris Rock's Moments Revisited
 
Chris Rock:

(full list available on MSN)

On MTV's shows
"Everytime I see ‘Say What Karaoke.’ I say 'Say what’s on the other channel.'"

On 'Making the Band' with Puff Daddy
"You get to see Puff Daddy be a mentor to the children. Who better than Puff Daddy to show the kids wrong from wronger?"

On 'Punk'd'
"I want to see them try to punk DMX. ‘DMX, you’ve been punked.’ ‘Oh yeah, you’ve been stabbed.’"

On Ashton Kutcher
"My man’s a pimp. He’ll take your girlfriend and your mother. I don’t even think he’s in love with Demi Moore. He’s just trying to punk Bruce Willis."

On Seeing Janet Jackson with Jermaine Dupree
"Damn, I had a shot. It’s like finding out about a sale a day too late."

On seating arrangements
"You have the Olsen twins over there, so then you got to put R. Kelly way up there

Questions404 08-29-2003 03:04 PM

http://www.mtv.com/onair/vma/2003/po...pdiddy01_h.jpg

http://www.mtv.com/onair/vma/2003/po.../snoop01_v.jpg

http://www.mtv.com/onair/vma/2003/po...rrell_01_h.jpg

CrimsonTide4 08-29-2003 03:11 PM

Re: Chris Rock's Moments Revisited
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Eastcoast Sunshine
Chris Rock:

(full list available on MSN)

On MTV's shows
"Everytime I see ‘Say What Karaoke.’ I say 'Say what’s on the other channel.'"

On 'Making the Band' with Puff Daddy
"You get to see Puff Daddy be a mentor to the children. Who better than Puff Daddy to show the kids wrong from wronger?"

On 'Punk'd'
"I want to see them try to punk DMX. ‘DMX, you’ve been punked.’ ‘Oh yeah, you’ve been stabbed.’"

On Ashton Kutcher
"My man’s a pimp. He’ll take your girlfriend and your mother. I don’t even think he’s in love with Demi Moore. He’s just trying to punk Bruce Willis."

On Seeing Janet Jackson with Jermaine Dupree
"Damn, I had a shot. It’s like finding out about a sale a day too late."

On seating arrangements
"You have the Olsen twins over there, so then you got to put R. Kelly way up there

What's the link? I can't find it.


ETA -- I found it. :)

Questions404 08-29-2003 03:12 PM

remember this??
 
I found other pictures that made my laugh when I thought about them. I am not going to post a lot more old pictures, but these two cracked me up.

http://www.mtv.com/onair/vma/2003/to...us/lilkim1.jpg

http://www.mtv.com/onair/vma/2003/to...eous/macy4.jpg

Eastcoast Sunshine 08-29-2003 03:14 PM

Re: Re: Chris Rock's Moments Revisited
 
Quote:

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
What's the link? I can't find it.

Here's the Link Crimson Tide........when you get to the page, just scroll down past Madonna and Brit's lip lock and you will see it. **It's after the box with VMA Moments** In the middle of the page

http://www.msnbc.com/news/958586.asp

CrimsonTide4 08-29-2003 03:25 PM

Thanks EastCoast Sunshine :)


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH @ the following

On the Williams sisters
"Our next two presenters have beaten the crap out of more white girls than Rick James."


On the show 'Cribs'
"It’s just celebrities showing off their crap. They should change the name to Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah."

lostnfound117 08-29-2003 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Questions404
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http://www.mtv.com/onair/vma/2003/po...rrell_01_h.jpg


My new future baby daddy...i've been fighting the crush for so long, but after last nite.....

lostnfound117 08-29-2003 04:09 PM

Re: more pictures
 

for all of you child of the 80's folks, does beyonce not bear a striking resemblence to shatara, the thundercat with that crazy looking hair....GROOOWWWWLLL!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

REIKI 08-29-2003 04:57 PM

Re: Re: more pictures
 
Quote:

Originally posted by lostnfound117
for all of you child of the 80's folks, does beyonce not bear a striking resemblence to shatara, the thundercat with that crazy looking hair....GROOOWWWWLLL!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


http://www.cheezey.com/thundercats/g...taramidrun.JPG

http://www.cheezey.com/thundercats/g...etarastand.JPG

http://www.cheezey.com/thundercats/g...aratakeoff.JPG

:D

Wonderful1908 08-29-2003 05:06 PM

I am so mad at the Shatara pictures. That is hilarious!!!!:)

lostnfound117 08-29-2003 05:29 PM

Re: Re: Re: more pictures
 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!
we going to hell wit' gasoline draws on!!

Questions404 08-29-2003 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lostnfound117
My new future baby daddy...i've been fighting the crush for so long, but after last nite.....
You and me both!! I have told more than one person that I think that he is a little dreamboat and I am brutally rebuffed each time I mention him and fine in the same sentence. Being a geek myself, I am attracted to men that are a little bit dorky and a little bit square with intelligence out the wa-zoo. I saw him during a special on MTV recently (When I Was Seventeen was the name of the show) and though I thought he was cute before then, I didn't know that he was a dork in high school. I have always been attracted to those who look like they would be comfortable in a lab or a library or something (anything but a computer geek -- those guys creep me out). He has that dork thing down in spades . . . and now he is cleaning it up a little bit . . . me likessssss!!
http://www.hallo-spass.de/smilies/smilie_daumenpos.gif

CRIMSON_DIVA 08-29-2003 06:32 PM

Can someone help me find a job?
 
I am going to get fired b/c I am LMAO at work reading these posts. I wasn't able to see the awards last night b/c my college played its opening game last night and my brother plays football. Now I can't wait to see the show. I hope they didn't edit too much. Questions404, you are CRAZY!!!!


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