Will the NYC GC get together happen? If so, when? Who will attend, oh wise one?

I read this and all I could think was
"people will come" from Field of Dreams

OMG he did not say "wmd".....hahahaha!

**memo to me, memo to me....never stand downwind of the almighty arya.....

Wow, this is like having our very own online Magic 8 ball!

Arya accept new questions. He shall now meditate and be one with his mentor:

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How do you break up with a friend? Should I just slowly limit contact with her or should I come right out and break up? Should I accept her and her annoying qualities? Oh wise one, please advise.

It's my best friend's 21st b-day tonight...and that means I need the perfect outfit! Arya, do you think it's a black pants or a denim skirt type of night?

Why can't I plunge the GDMF toilet?!?!?

Do all masters programs for Education require one to take a G.R.E.?

How do you break up with a friend? Should I just slowly limit contact with her or should I come right out and break up? Should I accept her and her annoying qualities? Oh wise one, please advise.

You have to accept her for all her glory and her downside. We all have downside, so then accept your friend and if she still annoy you, kick her ass. But then forgive her for annoying you.

It's my best friend's 21st b-day tonight...and that means I need the perfect outfit! Arya, do you think it's a black pants or a denim skirt type of night?

The great Arya say denim skirt should never ever be worn ever again. So go with the Sorority Black Pants uniform. You can't go wrong.

I have 3 questions oh great one....


Why do boys lead girls on?

Why do boys not let girls explain themselves but instead feel "scared off"?

Does penis size really matter?

Because it's part of the game.

Because boys are wimp at hard. The Great Arya is the only exception.

Wisdom say it does not. But the Great Arya has no experience of having small penis.

Why can't I plunge the GDMF toilet?!?!?

Because it's overwhelmed by the crap.

Do all masters programs for Education require one to take a G.R.E.?

Yes

Oh great and wise Arya, what should I do to prepare for my Jeopardy tryout?

Why do men (or should I say boys) get your number and then they don't call you?

I would love Arya the great's opinion but all guys feel free to comment because I can't figure it out.

Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why is it Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?

How young can you die with old age?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Will your answer to this question be no?

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?

If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

Why do guys who know they have feelings for you(years) never say anything about it and beat around the bush, if they know you have some for them?

Is it really necessary for me to go to work today or can I just go back to bed??