Rudey, UF_Pike, and DeltaSigStan are still speaking French to ilovemyglo, OTW, texas*princess, and every woman on GC. ilovemyglo, still stinging from the rejection by James, thinks maybe hmmm.

Just then lifesaver regains consciousness and is shocked by the recent developments among the GCers. He screams, "James you bastard. I was fighting for my state's barbeque bragging rights, and you had to go and knock me out with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Now you try to steal my girl, ilovemyglo. Plus you're speaking French and we are boycotting French things"

James has had enough of this. "We have been distracted from our mission." He then realizes that the drinks have been spiked with Spanish Fly by the anti-greeks in order to undermine the GCers and greeklife in general. It had to be an inside job. James yells, "There is a traitor among us!" The GC traitor could only be one person...

"CREAM!! her name makes no sense to anyone, it has to be her!"
startled by hearing her name screamed louder than 2 cats in heat in july, cream stands up and states, "them's fightin words" and begins yet another bar brawl......NYC taught this chick 2 things:

... there's no such thing as a fair fight and that Noo Yawkers have Ph.D's in using every known four-letter word and its compounds as noun, verb, subject, predicate, adjective and even punctuation!

Meanwhile, back at the GC ranch ...

Tom Earp tells Rudey to member, he wears a Doublre D Cup in his Jeans! Cream says, We will sue him!

While the Stud Cats are talking Parly vu France, they do not remember that we all talk GC! DUH

While prowling the bistros to find some other sane GCers who are doing tex-mex and Te-kiil-ya, he sees OTW in Coconty Shells over her head like Ear muffs!

Asking her where the Evil Darth James is hiding the women of the night, she slurs:

"lookie at my hat............it yoosed to be my bra....but oh no! jamez frigged it yup!"

realizing he won't get a good answer from a drunken OTW, Tom moves on to ask..........

Optimist Prime. Unfortunetly, he's doing the tex mex taco salad, taking a shot of tequila and two shots of mescal after each bite. O-Prime goes to puke, comes back, swallows the worm, pukes again, and says "stupid hell test I'm not going to hell. *hicup* Its times like this that I thank god i'm an atheist*hicup*" His hicups get louder and louder, knowing that the second best way to cure hicups is to bring up thoughts on random isht, Tom asks O-Prime....

How many colors are there in a rainbow??? Tom thinks for a while, and says, "Uh, I think there's six, or something like that". Optimist thanks him for the info, then stumbles away, thankful the hiccups are gone, and comes across....

...this amazing girl with pretty brown eyes. As she places her water on the table, she notices O-prime. She's as interested in him, just as he's interested in her. They began to walk toward each other, when....

all of the sudden Tom informs everyone there is a tornado heading that way. However, no one listens to Tom because he was announcing it in Earpisms that no one could understand without thinking for a few minutes and since everyone at the GC Ranch was completely hammered no one could remember how to think. O-prime and the beautiful girl finally reached each other, and the girl said.....

"Duuude, my name is Cream....how YOU donig???"

Then "ignition" comse on and everyone decised t oboycott the song cause it "poorly written"

**eddited casue I am too drunk to wrote soemthing funnay

distracted by the poorly written r. kelly ditty, o-prime walks on and passes up the good time of his life. cream is heartbroken....distressed, she decides to....

**lol at my girl ivory....

wrap OP around her little finger. The line 'How you doin'?' works everytime on OP. Plus Cream's redhair and freckles are just too tempting for a mere mortal like OP to resist.

Tom however is still concerned about the tornado which is rapidly approaching. "YADA YADA YADA! We're going to OZ! Toto too! We're off to see the Wizard! Do you not care?"

Finally, the GCers see the seriousness of the problem. Tom our fearless leader barricades the door and tries to save the lives of all the GCers. But will it work? Will the drunken GCers survive? Only time will tell...

... whether our valiant GC'ers will survive the onslaught of what looks like an F6* tornado heading their way and turning everything in its path to sawdust! Or will they calmly await their fate playing one last round of 'Kill The Keg'? Tune in next time for the continuing saga of the GC soap opera!


(*There's never been a recorded F6 tornado; biggest one so far has been an F5, but the F6 is included just in case.)

The wind is beginning to tear away at the building where all the GCers are hiding. Tom looks at Cream and says, "There's something that I need to tell you...."

I got Greeklawgirl pregnant, but I just found out from Mysticat (because he knows everything, really!) that I am actually her long lost brother. Plus, she's married! What should I do?!?!?!" Cream stares at Tom, speechlees - quite rare for a New Yorker, and Irish one at that! Finally she says...