Ah, original humor. But not from James. Haven't heard much from Andrew "Dice" Clay in a while.

What do you do?
Are you seeing anyone?
Could you help me do this?

I get these a lot to. ARRGH!! So annoying! It's gotten really old.

I think that we are TWINS!

Either that or we are living in some kind of parallel universe.

So when are you having kids?

Most common questions that I'm asked are:
Bekah, is that short for Rebekah? (No, it's short for something else, duh)
And whenever I'm around family, I get asked either...
Where's your boyfriend? or Why aren't you seeing anyone?

You are in a sorority? Really? I just can't see it.



The most annoying question happens to be this series of ones:

Q: So you are a graduate student? What do you study?
A: Cancer Genetics
Q: Oh so you're going to cure cancer?
A: ummm not really
Silence
Q: Well when will you graduate?
A: Never

Why did you major in English if you're not going to teach?

Are you happy?

Why did you buy that car?

*those all come from my parents and they drive me INSANE!


And my friend Carlos always asks me:
Are you married yet?
Why not?

*Are you a natural redhead? (probably the quickest way to get on my wrong side - I didn't put up with years of childhood abuse for nothing!!!)

*When are you getting married?

*Are you going to move to Chicago?

for me:

1) are you in high school?
2) are you really in college?
3) are you mixed with someting?:confused:
4) (something that sound like): how can you be 21 and look so young?

1) Where are you from?
My answer: right here damnit! :rolleyes:

Are you really in a sorority?
- For some reason, no one believes that I of all people would go Greek.

Are you still dating that one guy that no one liked?
---or----
Are you still dating that frat boy?

Are those natural highlights or fake?
-- I have really blond natural highlights in the summer..can't help it.

Are you even old enough to work here? (Happens a lot in my
bar, most frequently when I card those who JUST TURNED 21)

Is your hair naturally red? (Yes, it turns blonde in the summer!)

So, you can't smell it when I fart, right? (Guy response when they find out I have no sense of smell)

--or--

So, do you wear perfume? (Girl response when they find out I have no sense of smell)

Does your sorority have naked pillow fights?

Do you have a boyfriend? Why not? (i HATE that!)