Naw...most of the armed forces in my family were in the Army. ;)

OH GOD-------------


Now the threads are converging!

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LMAO, might I say belly button humping?

Got this from chickclick.com, the outie inserts one's bb into an innie bb. Tonguing and fingering the naval is common too. Supposedly feeling the belly button the right way can arouse a person more than anything.

I am really skiddish about my belly button. I dont even touch it. So if someone wants to get all freaky-deaky with it, they need to buy me a house first or something.

Yeah, I was joking about the armed forces thing, lol. BB humping? Umm...I'll pass. It is kind of a waste of time and energy, if you ask me. Also, what if you are an innie and an innie? Or an outtie and an outtie? Does that make you bellybuttonomosexuals? (pronounced belly-but-tono-mo-sexuals)

Sigh. Some say I tend to overanalyze, lol.

WOW lifesaver, I am curious what would they have to buy you for sex?

Oh and to answer Ilovemyglo I am going with NONE of the above. I can't imagine any of those.


And since someone will point it out, my username is three2tango because when I was searching for a username one day the first 3 tries were taken and I happened to have the movie three to tango on my desk next to my computer....and it took. But that is another thread entirely.

I am AGAHST at this type of thread and what is being posted!:eek:

I would never tell of exploits on this site about my escapades in my much youger days a few years ago!:)

I must be getting much to mature as some of the things are even beyond my knowledge!

It is like what the hell are you talking about!?

Oh by the way, a Circle Jerk is a Bunch of Jerks floggin the Mule, whipping the weenie, slammin the sausage, priming the pump, etc.!;)

Ah off to another battle to quell!

LXAALUM, welcome Back!!!!!:cool:

Heh, you're one to talk......

I really wouldn't put threesomes and anal sex in the same category as salad tossing and golden showers because they are somewhat common. Now if you want to go a step or two beyond that I'm sure all the ladies would be delighted to discuss the dirty sanchez, the jelly donut, the donkey punch, and the hot carl.

-Rudey
--We haven't discussed the wonders of necrophilia yet.

Okay, Rudey. I'll bite. Anybody care to define the above?

LMAO I remember going down the street with my visitng aunt and two cousins, ages 15 and 6. There's an electric box on the road covered in stickers that say Donkey Punch with a fist on it. My aunt asked me what a Donkey Punch was, and I was like "ummmm.....you dont wanna know"

Actually, it's a bit more crass than my style permits to define it for you so I will provide some...references.

http://www.craccum.com/2001/Issue_16/1482.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/lexicon/index2.html
http://www.nitz.net/sex.html

And to see Britney Spears get donkey punched or to give her a dirty sanchez, go to: http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/spears.html

-Rudey
--I think only guys know what these terms are...along with words like FUPA (and that my friends is nothing like NAFTA).

Question about ejaculation from a virgin lady. How much force does it come out? Does it leak? Squirt across the room? :o:confused::o

That's something you'll just have to do your own "research" on, lol. It differs by the guy.

On another note, Rudey, frightening that you know all those things...

This is a good point - every man is familiar with the "bend over and pray" method of urinating with a boner, probably the most uncomfortable urinating experience possible w/out kidney stones.
















This entire post was brought to you by my desire to say the word "boner"