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volgirl2376 01-29-2002 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by ZetaLuvBunny
Pardon my naivity/lack of experience in most sexual matters, but what the hell is a "snowball"???
lol we are on the same frequency tonite!

ZetaLuvBunny 01-29-2002 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by volgirl2376
i would rather be uptight about it and get the courtesy rinse
Amen to that! :p

Quote:

Originally posted by volgirl2376
isnt that like a little debbie snack? :) [/B]
That's what I thought! Those things (the debbie snack snowballs) taste kinda gross anyway---I'm NOT a fan of marshmallow (NOT a fan of the "other" kind of marshmallow either LOL)! Gawd, this thread is getting more hilarious & controversial by the minute! :D

Optimist Prime 01-29-2002 02:08 AM

Okay...I can't believe i'm going to answer this but...a snowball is when the semen is in person's a mouth, and then person a gives person b a kiss, and leaves some or all of the semen in persons b's mouth. In more vuglar terms, its when she spits it back in your mouth. But it doesn't have to be the person from whom it came. For instance, if two girls were there, they might share.

amycat412 01-29-2002 02:13 AM

OK you learn something new everyday. UGH.

Peaches-n-Cream 01-29-2002 02:15 AM

Now I have heard everything!:eek:

ZetaLuvBunny 01-29-2002 02:55 AM

GROOOOOSSSSS!!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING! <GAG, GAG, DOUBLE GAG>!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

lifesaver 01-29-2002 03:37 AM

OK.....
<lifesaver climbing up on top of a table in the GC cafeteria and shouts over the roar of conversation>

I am sorry! I am sorry! I AM SORRY for ever starting this thread. Who knew it would end up here. I just wanted to know if I should worry about my package stank. I now know more than I wanted to know, as I sit here with my junk marinating in a glass of pineapple juice.

Geez!

PS: I caught the "Sunday Night Sex Show" last night. Funny stuff. Love watching grandma health topic using a vibrating dildo to stir her coffee on her desk. Talking about inserting anal beads and then going on a jog to "increase your sexual awareness." :eek: Then coming home and removing them. Two comments on this. One, I am a guy. I am in a fraternity. I am perfectly healthy (sexually- possible junk stank notwithstanding) I think I am very sexually aware. Ladies..Do you think your guy isnt sexually aware enough? I dont think such a creature exists. Two, If I were to insert anal beads and go for a jog, I dont think I could get to the corner before I had a serious accident necessating a rapid return home.

NOW its all been said. :D

amycat412 01-29-2002 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by lifesaver
...If I were to insert anal beads and go for a jog, I dont think I could get to the corner before I had a serious accident necessating a rapid return home.

NOW its all been said. :D

OMG OMG OMG ROTFLMAO.

Oh please stop, I can't take it and I am sure my neighbors can hear me laughing!

OK Leno JUST said: 1 in 580 men will die while having sex.

Probably from damage induced while jogging with anal beads in...

ZetaLuvBunny 01-29-2002 04:10 AM

All I have left to say is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: This is the funniest ( yet still gross) crap I have ever read. Greek Chatters are the best! :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I almost woke up my roommate laughing.

<takes a breath to recover from laughter pains>

AOIIAngel 01-29-2002 07:04 AM

Ok, it is 5 in the morning and I am reading this for the first time in 3 days. You people are CRAZY!!!!! Lifesaver, you are not allowed to start anymore threads!!! Look what happens when you do!!!!!!! LOL. I think I am waking my whole neighborhood with my laughing. You people crack me up!!!!

ZetaLuvBunny 01-29-2002 12:12 PM

That thing about beads just scares me...why would u want to stick something up your @$$?!?! Does anyone remember that rumor about Richard Gear (spelling?) sticking a hampster up his _ _ _?

KillarneyRose 01-29-2002 01:38 PM

Small Rodents in Tight Places
 
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Originally posted by ZetaLuvBunny
That thing about beads just scares me...why would u want to stick something up your @$$?!?! Does anyone remember that rumor about Richard Gear (spelling?) sticking a hampster up his _ _ _?
Actually, it's a gerbil, not a hampster. One of my sisters is an ER doc and assures me that, yes, it does happen and, yes, sometimes it gets stuck and I can't really say anymore because I just had lunch and am getting woozy!

ZetaLuvBunny 01-29-2002 01:47 PM

<slaps her knees, frightens roommate with uncontrollable laughter>
:o :eek: :D

ZetaLuvBunny 01-29-2002 01:48 PM

<slaps her knees, frightens roommate with uncontrollable laughter>
:o :eek: :D

POOR GERBIL!!! Somebody notify PETA! lol

Peaches-n-Cream 01-29-2002 03:06 PM

I cannot believe how low this thread have sunk. Anal beads, a grandma with a dildo to stir her coffee, anal dwelling rodents, snowballs, courtesy rinse, and pineapple juice for stanky packages! Poor Gerbil! LOL!


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