My LS passed me a note that said "It's not you." :)

I really hate to ask it but do you have a basket?

Wonder what would happen if I greased the cake pan with bacon grease instead of butter?

Is it bad...?

Paradox
 

If the probability that the peanut-buttered side of the bread falls facedown on a brand-new carpet is directly proportional with the cost of the carpet, and if cats always fall on their four legs, then what would happen if I spread peanut-butter in the back of a cat and throw it up in the air above a brand-new carpet?

Why did the character of Jerry Gilroy disappear from the Hardy Boy Mysteries?

Why are those birds so angry?

Why does my psychology professor insist on cramming so much material into so few tests that count for so much of my grade?

Why am I still working here after 8 years?

The president of ABC fraternity said he would call me on Tuesday. Today is Tuesday. Why hasn't he called?

If you had everything your heart desired, would you still want more?

Can I go home now?

Why do the birds go on singing?

Are you going to Scarborough Faire?

got milk?

For MC
 

Why do the stars glow above?