I truly enjoyed
Reading this amazing thread.
Thank you for the bump :)

Bump for Irish lake
Missed this on the first go-round
Should have done a search.:p

The amount of snark
in this particular thread
makes it the winner.

Worth my post failing
To read this gem of a thread
Thank you for the bump!

This thread is awesome
We need to share with newbies
read it and enjoy.

I'm kind of new here;
Developing thicker skin.
Trying to lay low.

This thread is the best!
It has jokes and no whining -
it makes me happy.

AARP Card
In mail - too old for rushing?
I think maybe not.

You are doing fine.
You understand sarcasm
Point in your favor.

We should be flattered.
PNMs think we read minds,
know why they failed.

Translations given
Now in poetic format
Yet still done for free

"This is my first post
You guys are doing it wrong
I'll fix it for you."

Summertime is here.
Some kids have nothing to do
But court rejectment.

Genius!:)

Time to write the recs.
Resumes, head shots and more.
Hope they all get bids.

What are my chances?
In my final semester.
Re-rushing again.