Yeah, um, you should try to avoid stepping on yours. NOT FUN.

I don't know if you can see it in the picture--but, it's a big dent. It's not healing flat like a normal scab--it's a big dent. And, if anyone asks me about it....I just look like a big ditzy clutz.

"Oh, that huge scar on my foot? Yeah, I stepped on my flat iron."

I had a burn about like that on my wrist. I worked at a dry cleaner's in high school and had to shut down the boiler every night at close. My wrist hit a hot pipe once and it looked like that, with a deep groove. It took many years, but now, it's just a slightly darker oval than the rest of my wrist. I can see it because I know where it is, but nobody else can see it.. at least, nobody asks me about it anymore.Yeah, I don't think it's visible to anybody except me now. So, rest assured, in (min) 28 years, nobody will even be able to see it! Actually, I think mine has been invisible for at least 15 years now.

And I suppose SITTING on one is fun?

Yup, did that. And, yeah this thread will have to be useless cause I'm not posting pics.

My libido is at an all time high!

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To this day I can't eat Fritos without getting sick. A few years ago, I saw this woman with curled up toe nails like that picture I posted, but they were yellow.:eek: At the time, I was eating a bag of Fritos. I looked at her curled up yellow corn chip looking toe nails, then I looked back at the Frito I was about to put in my mouth, gagged, and then threw the whole bag in the trash.:(

Since then, I've never eaten Fritos again. I can't eat them because now they look like "Fri Toe nails".:D

Maybe go back to the APOrgy?

Anyway, for some reason I have psoriosis. There is even one behind my ear.

the ones on my arms aren't as bad

Wow, um, how did you sit down?

I am so jealous! I recently started taking Cymbalta and it seems like I have zero sex drive. And when I did suck it up and put out for my husband for the obligatory Father's Day romp, I couldn't finish the deal (for myself). So disappointing!

Wouldn't sucking it up have made up for putting out? ;)

Hehe, ok done making funnies.

HAHAHA I didn't even think about that when I was writing it! Whoo...you just made my night. If I'd been drinking when I read that I would have spewed on the computer screen.

Just got a huge bonner looking at the secretary.

I knew this sounded familiar so I went back to the first post in this thread. Dude, get away from the secretary.

I clogged the toilet in my friend's apartment and she didn't have a plunger. There wasn't any poop in the toilet (I flushed before I wiped), it was just clogged with paper...so I reached in and tugged the paper loose so it could flush. :eek: I washed my hands twice with hot water, but I still can't believe I just did that.

^^^When I clog other people's toilets I just walk away.....

I have the same problem with zoloft. It's just a little unsatisfying spurt.

I hate that my work polo disguises the fact that I have big boobs. Sounds stupid, but every time someone is like "damn looks like she might have some back problems" I really just want to shout out my bra size. Why do I even care??