Because GAY people are the only ones who have GAY babies?:rolleyes:

And apparently this pastor needs some biology lessons, since don't want to =/= can't.

There are days that I'm happy to be getting out of this state...this is one of them.

Umm...any chance I can get some of you white people here to go check out this event in NC and tell me what I am missing? For some reason, I won't be admitted.

"Join us, the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, for a rally and cross lighting, Saturday, May 26, Harmony, North Carolina. Free Admition [sic]-White People Only. No alcohol, drugs, fighting, glass bottles or weapons. Free on site camping-all major motels in area. Souvenirs. Vendors. Food and beverages for Sale. Cross lighting at dusk-a white unity event. Live country band. Security provided by LWK."

if it ain't white, it ain't right.

I'll say it again...

The dumb members of his congregation still love him.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...tatements?lite

The Zombie Apocalypse Has Arrived
 

I honestly have nothing to say about this other than wow.


http://www.freep.com/article/2012052...chewing-attack

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...33162765_n.jpg
Dat Baby Don't Look Like Me

3D = 3 Dicks

Black dicks at that. All she needed was one.

Thats what happens when one dumbass marries another.

Mother Drives With 5-Week-Old on Top of Car
 

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs...opstories.html

Ghost of Princess Diana seen in Scottish church:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PKsubzfKUY

prunetacos - still making the news,sort of.
 

QUOTE:
But despite his Sunday-school-teacher resume, there were some bad-guy-in-an-Oliver-Stone-movie qualities about Ivins' life as well. Like how he was so obsessed with an old unrequited romance from his college days that he stalked the woman's former sorority. We're talking about stalked-stalked. As in, he secretly made derogatory edits on the sorority's Wikipedia page under the name Jimmyflathead.

UGh!! This made me want to run around my house screaming .. :eek:

Squid Injects Woman's Tongue With Sperm Bag As She Eats In Korea

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...ef=mostpopular

The squid was partially cooked -- of course it was hot and bothered.

A woman in Seoul, Korea was eating semi-boiled squid when the cephalopod injected its sperm bag into her tongue, according to research published in February.

The unidentified woman reportedly experienced a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" while she chewed and spat the squid out. She had to go to the hospital when she felt severe pain and several "small, squirming" creepy crawlies in her mouth.

Doctors found that the squid had left "twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms" in the mucous membranes of her tongue and cheek.

Indeed, the woman's mouth had been essentially inseminated.

Researchers think that the squid's sperm bags came out while the woman chewed her food. Squids have "sperm bags," which are ejaculatory apparatuses that attach themselves to a female's body before slowly secreting sperm, according to Fairfax New Zealand News.

It's not the first time a squid has tried to fertilize a human mouth. There have been several incidents in Japan where people have complained of oral stings by their food, the news site reported.

When consuming raw squid, diners should remove their internal organs, or boil the tasty treat long enough to kill its sperm bags, researchers warned.

The research was published by the American Society of Parasitologists in the Journal of Parasitology.

No more squid for me! Wait - I don't eat squid . . .

I only eat sliced squid. There are no mini-mes in there.

This is just gross.

There are so many jokes, though. So many jokes.

Ditto.. as in deep fried calamari.