i just read this entire thread. thank you chuck for helping me get through a really long night at work. love it!

Scully - that is freaking awesome.

Thanks! See what happens when I get bored at work?

Okay, enough of us all begging for the real Chuck Norris to return.

Stay tuned for my Chuck Norris spinoff,


AS THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TURNS


I will continue to write this until Chuck Norris himself returns to stop me. And if he does not hurry up, I will write another, ALL MY PANSIES.

As Grey's Anatomy spawned Private Practice, Chuck Norris spawned this. :)

I'm adding the obligatory popcorn eating and spitting soda comment. :p

lol barbino! Your 3rd installment could be Guiding Fight!

OMG, this is what I get for taking a break from GC. I've just read the entire thread and, indeed, it is the best ever.

So much of the story is missing!
Who is Chuck's Big?
Was he elected to a NM office?
When the NM class had its mixer with the guys, what fraternity was it and how did THEY survive?
What was Inspiration Week like for Chuck?
And Initiation?

Now that it's fall and he's moved into the house -- who's his roommate? And how did they decorate their room?

Inquiring GC minds want to know!

Holy crap, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. I saw this thread and had to go back to the beginning to relive the magic. Thank you and congratulations Chuck Norris, you have thoroughly entertained us!

This is one of the funniest posts I have ever read! Thanks, Chuck! You rock!

i felt like bumping for those who havent read this masterpiece!

and i seriously dont remember reading this thread last year, but i CTHU reading it again. my coworkers must think im looney tunes.

The Chuck Norris thread is a legend.

bumping this... maybe chuck will grace GC again?

I truly hope so. I hope he has legacies that will go through recruitment one day! :)

I just spent the past 20 minutes laughing my ass off.

I <3 U!

This is one of my fave threads ever. I'm going to skip on work here and reread it, haha!

Thanks for the bump, IrishLake!

maybe Chuck just spent the last few days at our convention! :D

This was hilarious!! Soo many awesome quotes!! :)

THIS is how a recruitment thread should be!

Ranks right up there with Sen's recruitment thread for excellence. I miss Chuck. Wonder if he's graduated by now?

Loved it! Totally wasn't expecting that ending but I am very proud, lol.

LEGACY
 

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Which one is the legacy? :D

Chuck Norris just keeps on keeping on......

http://www.ijreview.com/2013/12/1029...pletely-shame/

Christmas wishes you a Merry Chuck Morris.

*bump* Because it came up in the stolen Tri Delta badge thread.

Chuck and I were having a brew at the Yale Club in NYC where we were kicking around some old fraternity stories. I asked him what was all that palaver about a sorority rush thread. He laughed and said that it was funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward. His first thought was to simply think the whole NPC out of existance. But, then he remembered that his sister invented the whole Female Greek movement back in the mists of pre-history (shortly after he invented fraternities which took place on the eighth day of creation when the Diety told him to first invent Universities and then make them great experiences via Greek life. Since his sister invented sisterhood that made him a legacy to all female GLOs. He thought that was sort of cool but considering that he had founded DKE and then inspired all of the other male GLOs he figured that as the First DEKE he already had everything a man could want in brotherhood so he needed a Greek lady with whom to beget offspring since, being a gentleman, he obviously could not do so with a sister!
Anyway, he appeared amused by the whole thread. Then he went to the bar and returned with a fresh keg asking me if I wanted another mug or should he just finish the keg before we started serious quaffing.

Best recruitment story ever.

Agreed. Who do I have to bribe to find out who really wrote this?

My favorite recruitment story to date and I do not believe it will surpassed.

I would love it if Chuck Norris had a legacy who goes through recruitment and we got to hear that story.

I wonder if he'd take down that Texas mom who pulled her daughter out of Bid Day festivities, or behave even worse than she did. It's a tough call.

This right here.http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

His granddaughter is a glo at a large sec sorority. She's a great active and enjoys her college experience.

Well, I'd love it if she posted her story. It would be great to know if she and Chuck are sisters! ;)

I know this thread is old, but I was trolling the recruitment threads and this has me literally LOLing. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Cause' it's the BEST RECRUITMENT THREAD EVER!


^^my cheap attempt to bring thread to the top. :)

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Boo!

It's Christmas in July!!!! Welcome back, Chuck. Tell us what you've been up to!

Chuck...please take on the Spammers that have invaded GC and show them who's boss!

They are totally deserving of a roundhouse kick to the head.

Chuck, any news on offspring going through recruitment?