My New Boss:

You reap what you sow. Eventually you will learn that. I cant WAIT to find another job. When I leave, I am going to the assistant director and let her know that EVERYONE ELSE cant always be the problem. She may want to start searching closer to home for solutions. I cant wait to tell her how you said nigga in my presence, i corrected you and you caught a 'tude. I know that you tried me because I am female. You will reap what you sow. I hope you are ready for your bad crop.

TO THIS DUDE THAT GOT A CRUSH ON ME: U R FREAKIN UGLY..IM SORRY BUT EWW..I DIDNT WANT TO GO TO PROM WITH YOU SO WHAT GAVE U THE NERVE TO ASK TO BE MY BF TODAY..GOSH GO AWAY..I GOT A BF ANYWAYS..U MAY BE A NICE GUY BUT YOU R FREAKIN ANNOYIN..U TALK TOOOO MUCH AND DAT ERKS MY NERVES..IM SORRY IF I SOUND LIKE A B**** BUT GOODNESS IM NOT THE ONLY ONE U HARASS..UGH..:mad:

Ummm...The Prom. Hopefully that was 2 or 3 years ago. Greekchat Fam, We letting kids in the group now? LOL!

Thank you for this thread!!!!!!!!!
 

2 old Job: When I presented you with my 2 week notice....you better be glad I came back form lunch that day! Then when I gave you the notice you said, "Is this what I think this is?".....WTF.......BIOTCH...I'm out!

2 student @ work: Please stop tellin yo daddy that I'm cute and he should talk to me, because I don't want yo daddy and you are a little over half of my age

2 student daddy: Grow some balls and stop listening to yo son....can't you find a woman on your own!!!!!! I can't depart knowledge with you and your son eye ballin me.

2 dad: like marquis1911...stop asking me for money! I have a part-time job, a full-time student which means no money here! You need to get yo $h%T in order

2 da MF who stole my cell phone: Not only did you steal my phone, but youwent through my things to find it. My phone was busted as hell any way, so I know you are pissed that you have the most busted Razr in the world in your posession. I wish you would just return my SIM who ever you are, b/c I can't call anyone and I don't wnat to search my bill for numbers! Listen you cheap somm-ma-Bintch, I bought that phone before it was even avertised.......razr's are free nowadays! Can you not afford free....maybe your credit is too low for even a go phone! Well, I have a BlackBerry now, so your triflin, cheap, low-life azz can keep that crappy phone....by the way I glued the buttons back on months ago!

2 mom's former co-worker: Don't ask..."are you STILL in school" ok so I will graduate in 5 years instead of 4 from a university...but tell me why you dumb azz is still at a juco for 5.5 years and counting...something does not add up.

2 the ticket lady @ school: Now my car is not one of a kind there are millions like it...I know b/c i stuck my key in someone elses car and wondered why it didn't open.....many ppl with my car don't have a decal....why am I the only one who gets all the tickets. I bet if I took my AKA tag off of my car she won't notice my car anymore....but I am a neo and want to keep my tag on......please stop giving me tickets

Thanks lil sunshine for reminding me....

2 K: Your hair smells like dirty mop water....please stop walking in front of me because I can't breath:mad: and don't swing it in the air please wear a bun. Oh yeah, Teen Spirit Deodrant stopped working on you a long time ago...time for a upgrade you are almost 30.

2 police: I may be late for work Monday....please be at Krispy Kreme and not waiting for me to speed by.:D

2 Wayne Newton: Saw you perform at the all star game.....when did you get black hair?:confused:

Dear co-worker

I Luvs ya dearly, but you are making me nuts. Why are you so concerned with my comings and goings? No....Fo Real...Why? Last I checked, you werent my momma or my man, sooooo........whyuwannaknowwhereIamalldatime?:mad: I give you the side eye when you ask, but yet you continue to ask. I would like you to get a hobbie.

Still your friend
Teena

Awwww . . don't be a meanie :D the prom's proabably very important to her :)

2 the Hispanic students in my Spanish class: Just shut the hayle up please smart azzes. You suppose to know the answers to simple responses you freaking grew up in a Spanish speaking household. We know ya'll speak Spanish hmm good 4 you but why are you in Spanish 102 shouldn't you be a higher level. So just stop acting like your the teacher’s aide and sit da hayle down with ya non-writing Spanish azz. Your guys writing is way worst than us non-native second year speakers.

2 the new cops they hired to patrol the trains:You are a civil servant. Repeat it with me "I am a civil servant". Now please stop using that two dollar badge as justification to mess with every person . Don't you know people are trying to get to school or work on time without being hassled every two steps. Get a hobby or sumthin.There are major crimes you could be preventing rather than f*cking with us.

2 my neighbor: Man stop frontin. How many are you going to paint that front fence? Admit it, you don't have NO job and have nuthin better to do than be out there seeing what is going on the block. We know no one in that house works yet ya'll are ballin out of control. Ya'll are some drugs runners or sumthin shady like that.

2 one of my older classmates:I am not gay.Sorry I don't know if you were mistaken or what but let me make me very clear. I do not float that boat.Please back off of me with da closeness. It makes me very uncomfortable.I been trying to be nice about it but in a min I'm bout to be really blunt and honest. Your a cool person but your in violation of invading all in my space.

**dang that does feel good**

I just have to say that this thread is hilarious.

To my mother ~ Lady, I'm 17. Yes I'm very excited that I have a job so I can save up spending money for college and not have to depend on your cheap self to help me out. My question is why are YOU excited? Talking bout some "So I can get my cut." Cut for what? We have three trips in the next ten weeks. Do not depend on me for any money. I got graduation fees and housing deposits to pay. Last time I had a job I was givin you and your husband $125 out of every check. I only made $6.00 an hour. What in the world. I am your daughter not your spending money provider. I understand that I should pay you for the extra cell phone charges but why should I cut you money every month when you're not even going to pay for college? I love you but you trippin. I'mma be 18 in 2 months. Today you want me to be a child and tommorow you want me to be an adult. Pick one or the other.

PS ~ Cut off my cell phone if you want. It's not like I can't go to Verizon and get a better plan anyway.

To the lil boy ~ You are fourteen. I do not want you! Not only is it illegal but hell, no. And if put your finger in my face and you cuss at me like that again Imma have to call yo' mama and tell her you need a beatin.

To my ex manager ~ I know you saw me in the line yesterday. Everybody else that work there saw me and acknowledged my presence. Don't get mad at me because the home office got on you cause you don't know what to do when an employee is injured.

To a certain female ~ B!tch I don't like you. You're rude and you ruined a perfectly good friendship over a ugly dude that I didn't even want. I have not talked to you since middle school. Just because it has been 5 years does not mean that we can be friends. Do not make stupid little comments to me and think that it is ok no matter the subject. Wit you Gorilla Munch lookin a**....


I needed that. Thanks.

To boy student: I. Am. A. Grown. Woman! You may dear are a child....10th grade to be exact! Please stop looking at me as if you have x-ray vision! You are grossing me out! I am too young to work in HS!!!! I know you and your little bastid friends talk about Ms.1908, but damn I know you and the crazy who looks at me as if I want you be doin some thangs....your friends talk too much and too loud.

What I am saying is.....leave me alone, stop trying to sit by me, and just let me finish my observations for my class ok! I will be done in two more days!

To girl student: Like I said about yur BF/FB or what ever you two are: I. Am. A. Grown. Woman! You may dear are a child....10th grade to be exact! Your guy is safe, stop talking about me to your homegirls about how stupid I am. He is safe with you....believe it.

I teach too....I totally understand.

Can you just stop it?! We all think you have Bipolar Disorder anyway, it's just that no one wants to tell you!

This up and down bull needs to end.

Oh, and you being late every other Sunday and everything else that you might mess up is NOT our fault! Take responsibilty for things. You're a grown a** woman!

Still love you though.

Ok...I am so glad I'm not the only one.

Dad. Pleaseeeeeee. Shut. Up.

Now see, this is what I'm worried about. I'm trying to get a job in education, and I look young (everyone guesses 16 or 17). If some boy tries to snap my bra or whatever these bugged out young'ns are doing these days, it's OVER!

Bra snapping...that's a bit extreme!

I am pretty stern and if a mo'fo touches me......I fight back!

lol, yeah I'm sure no one would really do that. But you know what I mean, any of that schoolboy nonsense!

bitch please. make up your mind already...

When I was in education...I used to start my speech to all the freshmen saying, "I just want you to know, there is not a kid in here that I won't fight!" They always looked like :eek: this dude is crazy!

I told some kids one day, "if you fight I go not care, go right ahead and bust each other's head till the white meat shows and see if I care!!"

I also gave out the fight speech, but later that day I heard that some of them were laughing behind my back because they think I am too dainty. I have bee raised with the mentality that there is ot such thing as a fair fight! What ever I get my hands on is fair game!:cool:

I guess it would go something like this.....F-YOU!...F-YOU!...F-YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND then I'd play "F the police" from NWA

Here is the deal.....

You are nice, but stop acting as if I am leading you on. I. AM. Not! I told you what the deal is and if you can not handle being JUST FRIENDS then kick rocks! Like I said you are nice, but you don't not have any ambition. That is not cool! I know I want to win the lottery too, but what are you going to do with your life in the meantime?!?!?! Follow me....I. DON'T. THINK. SO! Get off of your ass! Get a JOB! Go back to school! A job is more important than a girlfriend!
Dontcha think?

Mine would go something like this:

You are not my type. I don't go out with liars and hoes who slept with 35 jokers, then turn around and have the nerve to take interest in me knowing you're not going to act right anyway.
Instead of taking interest in me, you need to rectify those tracks in your head, you trifling, game playin', gold diggin,' cleavage showing, fake finger nail havin,' fake eyelash wearin,' no good skank!

Darn...
 

Well Darn....:D ...I hollered

That is one mean read. Ouch!!!

Wow...way to go cheerfulgreek.

DAYMN!!!! This Tread is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!! I love it. Hey GC Fam! I got evicted from Facebook. I owe them rent! So I had to move back here...lol!

Now 2 my Boss: You often speak of loyalty. Is loyalty what you call coming in at 12 while I've been here since 7am looking like an @$$. You like to delegate delegate, delegate! But why don't you try working? No another $0.50 raise won't make me feel better about the moutain of work you throw at me. Yes I skip lunch so I can leave at 4pm because...I HATE YOU PPL MORE THAN I LIKE FOOD!!! Just so you know that time you walked in front of my car in the parking lot, I had a mental orgasm thinking about mowing you over SEVERAL times.
*Deep breath*
I'm BACK!!!!

Here I go again.....
 

Look Lil' MamaI guess you don't realize that I was kinda feeling you...even though you are not my 'usual suspect'. We had a great first date, and we both said that we wanted to do it again. However, you'll NEVER EVER give me a conditional statement for us to go out again. Understand this...I am a GROWN @zz man...I DON'T.DO.IF/THEN.STATEMENTS. Here's a memo: GET IT RIGHT, AND GET IT TIGHT!:mad::cool:

damn i look good today. i'm too sexy for this desk! :p

Take a looong lunch, so errrybody can see ya!:D

To My Job: F$%k You! You miserable bastard. I hate coming to work. I rather chew rusty nails while dancing barefoot in a puddle of fresh battery acid. I don't get paid enough to be a mid-level political pawn and supposidly ignorant work slave. I know that my position is under-paid. I know that the 8k raise y'all promised me is a crack pipe dream. How am I supposed to believe that when u guys whispered in my ear that y'all are cutting 80 positions. PLEASE MAKE MINE ONE OF THEM. I would have quit myself, but then I can't get unemployment.
*Marquise stands on desk and pulls down pants*
F$%k you and f#$k you and oh you over there dats right f%^k you too!

Welcome to GC on a lovely Monday morning!!!

^^^Do we work for the same company? This morning I asked God what did I do to get stuck in this position!

P.S.

To the kid that said, "fvck you biatches" to me and the other staff this morning:

You must not know 'bout me! I am CERTIFIED crazy! I have told y'all that I WILL fight a kid, guess you thought I was playin' till I ran up on you! Try me again, and the director won't be in front of me to stop me. Just in case you didn't know, I KNUCK 'CAUSE I'M BUCK! ~Later:mad:

Frat... same master different planation. But hey I know if you beat one of those kidz you gonna lose ur job. *whispers* I know a dude with a "habit" who will take lil dude knee caps out for $20:D

Oh my. Such hostility.:(

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!:D:D:D

Months later and this sent me to the floor. Lord Jesus be a fense, a watch dog, a pistol, and ADT system all around me everyday!

*Passes out on office floor*:eek:

Dear Comcast: If you do not fix my digital cable so I can watch the rest of Entourage...it is gonna be a major problem (going into my duffle bag of fireworks):cool:

2 Dumb @$$: You're going to college now. I warned you to take the damn "DST Legacy" plate off your car. Your mother was dumb for letting you put the plate on your car. You're not a Delta yet and you probably never will be now that they have seen the plate on your car. And how can you tell me to "stay out of Delta business" YOU'RE NOT A DELTA!!! I let you run your mouth you rude azz brat, but guess what. The president of the chapter you want to join is my close friend and so are a few of her LS's. Guess who will have nothing good to say about you when they ask me if I know you, and you know they will (being that we are from the same home town). So enjoy that plate, because that will probably be the only set of greek letters you legally own.:D