OOOh, no, ma'am! That is outta control!! That's all I can say. :eek:

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If you are interested, WABC of New York has video footage.

link to story with video

Aaahhhhh--Yuuuck!http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/eek2.gifhttp://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/errrr.gif

This would be from my town! People are snappin' I tell ya! How can you bite somebody's tongue off? That's ICK nasty!

...this is bullisht. How you gon be 43, a grown woman and not know how to kiss?? :rolleyes: you got squoze too tight? :mad:

I guess he never got to tell her goodnight; it must have got caught on the "tip of his tongue." :p

Yeah when I saw the ages, I was like where has been a nunnery!?!!!?? LOL


YOU STOOPID @ tip of his tongue, LMAO

I am sorry but this is freaking crazy.


Family Goes On 11,000-Mile Biodiesel Trip

Their 24-year-old station wagon runs on much cheaper fuel: recycled vegetable oil.

Hitting the road for five months, the couple and their 4-year-old son toured 11 countries in a Volkswagen powered by waste grease they collected from restaurants and fried-food factories along the way.



Maybe Soror 9DSTPM'S HMDC needs to do the same thing. :eek:

I need to steal someone's crisco and substitute it for the expensive a$$ gas! :mad:

<------------- waiting on TonyB comments

actually, I had asked rhetorically whether or not they referred to the car as "The Mazola Mobile," but cancelled the post due to excessive corniness.

....but hey, when you get called out (again) by the "first inhabitant of colette's uterus" you kinda obliged to respond, aren't you? :D :cool:

(pay me no mind; I'm just mad cause I couldn't come up with anything that original.)

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am glad my mama ain't Greek to read this. :o

Warrensville Hts. ain't that big. Give me a phone book and a boring Saturday afternoon, and you is HIT!!! :D

You can try but since her last name is different from mine, LOL, you will only get my uncle and a distant cousin. LMAO OH and she is unlisted. :D :o

Doctor Jailed for Billing for Sex
 

PORTLAND, Oregon (Reuters) - An Oregon doctor, who had sex with a patient and then charged the state about $5,000 for his "treatments," has been jailed for 60 days and stripped of his license, officials said on Friday.

Dr. Randall J. Smith, 50, told the woman that massaging her "trigger points" would ease her pelvic pain.

I WANT ONE!!! I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF PLACES TO GO AND NOT ALOT OF CASH.

Man, the places I would go.

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I wonder why the fine is $1,105 and not, say, $1000 or $2000? What's the $105 about?

This story is a little hard to believe unless the woman was just that stupid!

Actually there was a time when women were treated for "hysteria"...which in essence was they went to the DR and he "massaged" those spots that obviously their husbands weren't reaching :p ...after a few sessions the uptight woman would relax and be able to return to her normal life...or maintain a steady regiment of therapy in order to maintain their sanity ;) ....

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Clearly it was consensual. However, as her doctor it was unethical. Also, I think the bigger problem is billing the insurance companies for their trysts.

I can't believe that he billed the insurance company for their affair!!! And I can't believe that the female allowed her "trigger points" to be massaged.....he could have told her what to do and she and her husband could have done the ding dang thing!!!! Talk about stupid!!

VIETNAMESE MAN HAS NOT CUT HIS 20 FEET LONG HAIR in 31 years!! :eek:


This is the kicker:
Normally tied up and covered by a scarf, his hair has grown four feet in the past seven years. He last had it washed six years ago, the paper said.

SIX YEARS AGO??http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...ad/smhair1.gif

THat's just flat out NASTYhttp://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/eek7.gif

He has GOT to have cooties!:p

I am so sure SuperCuts or The Hair Cuttery has an international location. Can you imagine what is in his scalp!?!?!?!?!!? Like Mario Winans says, "I don't wanna knoooooooooooow"

Please don't let him in the kitchen!!!!!

That's some nasty isht. :eek: :eek: :eek:

A Cincinnati 14 Year Old Charged with 2nd Slaying


Man Stores DAD's body because he cannot afford funeral

Teens Caught Having Sex at Movie Theater:eek:

This happens quite often at my one chain of theaters here.

They have those sound-proof "cry rooms". These are rooms for families with little ones, so the grown ups can see the movie without disturbing everyone else with fussy little ones.

Its set up just like the rest of the theater except its in the back behind a glass wall. Take this (sound-proff), mix in a dark theater and add the fact that this theater's seats recline all the way back, I am willing to bet that there are a lot of "fooling around" going on back there.


:o

Indian tycoon spends $60M on wedding
 

:eek:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...vish_wedding_3

PARIS - An Indian steel tycoon reportedly paid $60 million for his daughter's wedding — a six-day bash for 1,500 guests in France's most sumptuous settings, including Versailles.

Lakshmi Mittal rented the Tuileries garden in Paris one night and a gallery at Versailles another night to celebrate the marriage of his 23-year-old daughter, Vanisha, to 25-year-old Amit Bhatia, according to Thursday's edition of Paris Match magazine.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...r273808715.jpg

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And i'm sitting here eating ramen noodles cryin'bout being a few hundred dolluss in debt............:rolleyes:

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holy cow

lolololololol

Re: Indian tycoon spends $60M on wedding
 

I was born into the wrong family.

Know what my parents spent on my wedding? Goose egg... :(

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And I was feeling sad because we could only afford about $1500 for our (now at basic training) daughter's wedding on short notice.

Geezzz Loueeezzzzz Aren't they aware of what happened to the last lord of the manner at Versailles???

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Wonder if they would want to adopt me?

Or even rent me for a few days?

I mean just long enough to pay for the wedding. I don't have to stay long and I promise I'll never ever embarass the family.

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Ya know, they don't look $60 million worth of happy. What's that about??

Must be nice, I can only dream of something like that.

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...yeah, but did they 'lectric slide?!? :D And for $60 million, that betta had been some hellified macaroni-n-cheese. ;)

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FeeFee needs to be adopted. I need some thangs paid for - like my school loans, a house, Lil FeeFee's college tuition, etc. :D

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Me too, please. :D

$60 million -- sure hope the marriage lasts. Oh wait this is India, folks cheat and they lose the body parts they cheated with. :eek:

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ROFLOL!