Ha, I must have! :p

Wait...did ASTalumna06 become the Almighty Syllable Guru? :p

Ohhhhhhhh, GC!

Yep, when I say "retire" - it's 3 syllables. :D

BUT - feel free to change the last line to

"I could retire soon".

How about "I could retire rich"

Even better.

I could retire, bitch.

I did not get bid.
Legacy shenanigans!
I must have been cut.

Wait - I went to pref.
So I was not cut after all.
Why is there no bid?

Oh, I got a bid.
Only it was the wrong one.
What can I do now?

Advice is gratis.
They did not want you that much;
go with those who did.

Leg is blue (and blue)
No key, owl, or fleur de lis.
Granny will be crushed.

Readings, group projects
Chilly weather, I need sleep
Grad school, WTF.

Sinuses killing
I stayed home from work today
not enough tissues

Single parenting
until Wednesday. Oh my God.
Give me vodka please.

Don't you have a life?
You do not help anyone.
Please help me right now.

You know what is what.
I was active but not now.
Oh, how things have changed.

You should get off now.
You - get off the computers
after helping me.

I look scornfully at you.
You . . . you . . active alumnae.
Don't you have real lives?

This is how it is?
then I will tell my daughter
better live in dorm.

Ha! I'm just kidding.
What do I tell her to do?
Ignore my rudeness.

Insulting people
I've asked to help me is a
winning strategy.

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT! !

I envy SWTXBelle's skill with haiku. I spit my drink out when I read this:

You should get off now.
You - get off the computers
after helping me.

Why don't you mean girls
Fly to IU, torch campus
This gets DD bid.

Hope and wish for maps
Crowded pins like on a plane
Only much more fun

Maps are coming now
GC now is happy place
After IU rush

Thankyou clemsongirl
Hey there's no pressure on you
Oh just pay the fine! ; - )

Somebody wants maps
No clue who it could be, none
Mystery of life

Almost done with maps
Maybe seven more, at most?
They're coming, I swear!

We are nagging you
But we've waited oh so long!
Glad you're almost done!

Clemsongirl is great.
It's like waiting for Santa.
Maps under the tree!

Awesome awesome maps
Colors boggle our heads
Clemsongirl for win

The best GC snark
is not always on GC.
Facebook for the win!

Some people's requests
Have not yet been acted on.
What's taking so long?

Spam spam spam spam spam
dIscOUNT VIagrA aNd moRe.
My head may explode.

What'd spam do to you?
Who doesn't love Viagra!
Spam snark is best snark.

I want the real thing.
Spam should be in a blue can,
not a GC thread.

Spam will not o'erwhelm
If posters would contribute
Topics to the board.

Blue can spam is bad.
Spam-bot spam is trash can spam.
Seuss-style: Spam I am.

Python's Spam-a-lot
Is much preferred to spam-bots.
Ugh. Please make it stop!

When the spam hits us,
all threads and topics go down;
they are relentless.

Spam spam spam spam spam,
Why pay for membership here?
Such a big fat joke.

FTW.

Evangelizing?
Greek Chat is not the right place.
What would Jesus do?

Anonymous folk
on the internet
cannot reach unchurched.

It's much better to
live your faith show others
the power of it.

I am not here to
hear preaching and change my faith.
There's a place for that.

Paddington the Bear
loves everyone and would not
quiz anyone's faith.

If you did not see
the thread to which I refer
this is very strange.

^^^My sister FTW!

Launched launched launched launched launched
Add some exclamation points
Will you buy it now?

Jimmy is posting
Spam. Yes ma'am. That is what it
Truly, truly am.

Soon it will be time.
Ah, recruitment once again.
PNMs all over.

Recs are now written.
Now I sit and wait and pray.
Hope they find their home.

My girls are all great.
Any chapter will love them.
Beauty, brains, and poise.

But it would really
make me extra happy if
they went Gamma Phi.

I need Michael Kors.
Oh, if only I could find
some cheap Michael Kors.

I'm transferring,
so I'll ask total strangers
what I need to do.

Chapter president?
National organization?
Heck, what would they know?

A new formula!
Videos must have these things:
Glitter and bikinis.

Girls lying on the
ground, laughing, holding hands and
jumping up and down.

Running to the house,
dancing in a large group,
gauzy white dresses

They all look alike,
the videos and the girls,
bring on the skit day!

Back in the (old) day,
we pearl clutchers had to talk,
Alas, no videos.

We had bad slide shows.
Work, you bleeping carousel!!
Screw it. Let's have punch.

We had awful skits.
Wizard, Alice, Carousel!
How did we stand it?