socialite, you're doing just fine, take nate and EW with a grain of salt, they spend a lot of time here making sure everyone knows they're the epitome of a fratastic frat-star that hold only the frattiest of fellow frat-stars in the highest regard. So let them have their little club of two and you just keep doing you. In just your 39 posts I can already tell you'd be a cooler guy to hang out with.

Drink: Very Dirty Martini made with Grey Goose is my absolute favorite but if I want to make it through the night, I ususally stick to vodka and soda water with two lemons. Back in the undergrad days I liked Malibu and Pineapple and red bull vodka. A bloody mary is good in the morning if done right.

Wine: Merlot Merlot Merlot. I also love cabs but they give me migraines. If it is hot and I'm feeling like a white than I will go for Pinot Grigio.

Shot: I think I aged out of the shot time of my life, but if absolutely forced, soco and lime shots are okay. But never never never kamikazis.

Beer: Always Blue Moon, sometimes Michelob Ultra

Coors Light

Oh pshaw, you'd love to hang out with me.

Oh, did you recently switch personalities, grow a heart, deflate your huge ego and change every one of your political views? I hadn't heard. Maybe we can have a coffee, then.

Being a heartless asshole is one of my more endearing qualities, likewise my egotistical behavior enthralls my fans, and my political views only infuriates the weak.

As do your mismatched verb tenses.

Well, that does it, coffee's on you and your bloated sense of self. If I deign to show up, that is.

One of my favorite drinks on a hot summer evening is actually pretty, well - bad, if you think about it.

Arbor Mist's Cranberry Twist White Merlot

It comes in a big bottle with a screw top, but when it's hot outside, it is fruity and sweet and cold. My ex called it "alcohol juice." And no, he never drank it.

http://www.arbormist.com/export/syst...Crandberry.jpg

It's my secret vice.
:o

A lady drinks Brandy Alexanders and Grasshoppers - I learned this from my own mother (OK, I was an expensive date back in college or so my first Greek boyfriend must have thought when he complained about how much the drink mix cost). I did have to tell one bartender what was in a Grasshopper, though.

Otherwise, Bloody Marys (not hot) and Mimosas (mornings and early afternoons). I like Australian wines (Shiraz). No beers unless I'm in Milwaukee - then its wierd to have anything else. Shots? I haven't done one since I almost threw up downing one & everybody that I was with from work laughed, except for vodka/jello shots, again work-inspired. :)

*clears throat* *pops collar* :cool:

I'm fairly sure you're my favorite nittanyalum ;)

Beer: Sam Adams Summer Ale, Hefeweizen and Winter Lager; Rolling Rock
Wine: Hess Small Block Sauvignon Blanc, Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling, Ravenswood Shiraz
Mixed Drink: mojitos!
Shot: soco and lime

Crap, that's all that got put in it whenever i ordered it. I feel gipped. :mad:

I heart socialite. He's awesome. :cool:

Best. Thread. Ever. :p

LOL @ socialite, I just saw that you (innocently) posted in the "You Know You're a Neo When..." thread and tussled with Chaos and CrimsonTide. Too funny! You've definitely made it on my "posters to read" list. :D

Well I'm still a poor college student [and i may or may not be an underclassmen ;)] so technically...

Beer: Keystone Light
Wine: Franzia
Mixed Drink: Screwdriver
Shot: Pepe Lopez Tequila