Ha! That's one of the funniest things I've read. please, allow me to add some:

Wearing your collar outside your coat;
More than one ring on your hand;
Wearing jewelry anyplace on your body that your girlfriend might wear on hers;
A tattoo in any language other than English;
Winning the "Miami Vice Lookalike" contest;
Can recite entire scenes of the movie "Scarface" from memory;
Enjoys fishing, but uses explosive devices instead of a rod & line;
Prefers pistols over long guns;

If I may:

Steps anywhere in the vicinity of a tanning booth/self-tanner;
Overly tweezed eyebrows (guys should really only fix uni-brows);
Shaves any part of his body other than his face;
Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister;
Unbuttons his oxford to show off his chest (seriously, that's nasty);
Rocks gold chains.

You just don't know 80's cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXw4qqQqTrY

The only time you should be wearing sunglasses at night is if you are too dosed at a concert and the light show is scaring you.

Man, you guys are soooooooooo cool.

Ha Ha. Idiot.

This is just a bit of entertainment for me to be quite honest. I asked for it and I did receive the information.

Yup, that's it.