A spoiler about that 5yrs bit has been floating around for a little while. The show's going to stay 5 years ahead for the duration of the series.

It's obvious that I need to catch up on a BUNCH of episodes because I have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE what in the hell is going on with DH right now!!

I've been all screwed up since the writer's strike. I was so used to not having new shows that when they came back, I had lost interest in nearly all shows on television, DH included. But I did start back up and thought I knew what was happening, but got a rude awakening tonight. I'm so lost!

spoilers in case you didn't watch
 

1. Susan- Was I the only one who thought Mike was dead for most of the show? You mean after all that man chasing, hoping he would regain his memory waiting for him to finally get it together, you 2 aren't together anymore? Oh Please!!! Once again I want to beat the snot out of you. But you look great.

2. Lynette- YOU.ROCK.AS.USUAL. Carry on

3. Gabby- sigh you are wrong on so many levels but that right there was funny. I can't believe you did that to your oldest but she needs to put the burrito down. Too bad you can't hire help to run the house while you and your girls run to the gym. And Carlos, Me Gusta:p

4. Bree- I'ma need you to breathe in deeply and breathe out. Stop treating Katherine (I can't believe I am saying this) like that. I'm sorry that Danielle took her crumb back so you have nothing to obsess over but the way you are treating Katherine is so not cool. BTW you hair is Fabulous!!http://www.longhaircareforum.com/for...s/gorgeous.gif

5. Edie- Sigh...you need to learn to sleep with one eye open and a hidden camera on site. Seriously, your hubby has me singing Cameo's "He's Strange" and I don't like it.

Catherine & Mike are trife:mad:

VERY! but this is wisteria lane. i really wish we'd start seeing clues about dave's vendetta.

damn!

Dave is the one that hit Mike with his car back then?! damn!
And the husband of Porter's lover... are you for real serious dude? you kick the tar out of her b/c you were EAR HUSTLIN over the convo with her and Lynette about her (Porter's lover) being preggo and you blame Porter for that fire?

Can't wait til 2 weeks from now.

I cant wait to see what happens in two weeks. How is this Dave character gonna rush in and save Mike just so he can kill him his way...lol...Wow I gotta see how this season will end.

Ok can I say I bust out laughing at that??? But dude is a lil crazy anyway.
Ok What did Porter think when he punched dude? That was like a slap to the punch Porter got instead. I was like "what are you thinking man????

For once I will say GO SUSAN!!! Dude what are you thinking?:mad:

Make the crazy lady go away for Gaby please? She really needs a dog or something.:confused:

I thought Orson (Bree's husband) was the one who hit Mike with the car????? Did i miss something?

He did. We think that Mike hit Dave's wife and Child with his car (reason behind Susan and Mike's divorce)

ahhh.. i surely did not see that scene unless they didn't show the accident yet?

ok.. i feel better about that b/c i thought the issue with Mike and Orson was killed when Orson's mom got put in the hospital and such.

OK maybe its just me but....when dave first came around and his psychiatrist found out he was in wisteria (sp) lane didn't he say that Mike killed dave's brother in jail?? How is it now that Mike killed his wife and daughter in the car crash? Did anyone else get that or was it just me?
Now that Edie kick out do you think she will go back to being the town whore?

It's not just you, I caught that episode also. I too was confused at how it changed to it being that Mike killed his wife and child.