Bigger and better things? HOW DARE YOU JUDGE US. How dare you say that what you do is better than what we're engaging in. Just because you feel like wasting your time on your husband, that you probably only married so you could have sex with him, does not mean that this path is right for everyone. Instead of wasting your time on these "lowly, unsophisticated" message boards, why don't you go cook and clean for your wonderful husband, since obviously such endeavors are the only important things in life.
I'm going to go enjoy some cocktails with my girlfriends and *gasp* hook up with a random guy, because that's right b*tch, I'm 24, and f*cking loving it.

How do you like it now?



eta: I obviously made sweeping generalizations, I really only speak for myself, but I used "us" to prove a point...

To the OP:

You DO know that the "Being a Lush(ie)" thread is about a line of bath and beauty products, right?

All I can say is I hope he missed the episode of Law & Order where Lennie talked about a young suspect "punching the clown."

To the OP,

It must get really tiresome standing on that pedestal all day. I'm surprised you don't suffer from nosebleeds, lording your smug superiority over us from up on high.

I found the gay penis reference uncalled for also. Are you happy now?

Because I have sex the normal way.

A good example why NASCAR is low-brow entertainment. How hard is it to serve vegetarian foods these days? I recently attended a wedding reception where the bride and groom were both cops. Yet, a vegetarian dish or two was served.
I have sex and I enjoy it well! But, I have NATURAL sex with my HUSBAND. It seems that on GC, people are having everything but! I don't engage in bottom, oral, gay, nor promiscious sex. And, I certainly don't rely on toys.

I didn't bother opening that thread because of the title.

What does being a cop have to do with being vegetarian? Oh and a wedding reception where they're paying upwards of $75 per person is slightly different from a sporting event that serves fast food.

So only gay penises are offensive? OK.:rolleyes:

Did you just burst into bad 80's love song?
Rick Astly? Good grief, man, get a hold of yourself.

titties.....there I said it......titties.....that's as perverse as I can get on short notice.

hey you with the username so long I don't feel like spelling....did anyone ever tell you that if you don't like what u see...u can always turn the channel?

If this was TV and presuming u can afford cable, that would be about 100+ channels you can use to find your missing sophistication bone....

When you are on the net....your choices expand exponentially....all you have to do is left click.







and let me finish this off by saying sum'n else perverse....

***deez nutz***


Thank you

(The views of this poster are not necessarily those of GC altho a lot of people here feel the same way. The opinions expressed are those of the poster only and those that posted before him on this lame assed thread. Viewer discretion is advised.)

In other words, you pass judgement on things you've never read or seen. THIS MAKES YOU STUPID!!!

Being less intelligent than average is not a sign of sophistication either, ma'am. So yeah - stop trolling the Internet, and get back to having boring missionary sex with your husband, who likely a.) doesn't exist or b.) hates himself.

to the OP- all the sophistication left GC when Recruitment went away. So Sorry. Well, there was that THING!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaahahahaha
omg i love it

Kettle: I don't like it when people talk about sex, but sex with my husband is so great.
Pot: Um kettle, you're black.

Look who is sharing WAY TOO MUCH INFO NOW! Does you husband know you share his business on the internet?

As I have said before--its best just to walk away before everything gets all messy. Although I am pretty sure this already is is big mess...the train is off the tracks and heading down the hill fast.

In before the lock.

The giant dirty phallus-shaped lock, that is.

re: England--am I the only one who thinks of mouthfuls and mouthfuls of bad teeth? Ewwwwww. :p

Heh heh...hey, Beavis, I said "mouthful."