The school year is almost over and I'll have 2 months off. What will I do with my free time?? What a problem!

My job bought pizza for everyone for lunch. Now I have an hour lunch break coming up and I don't know what to do with myself because I'm alredy full.

Can you skip lunch and take two hours tomorrow? That's my favorite!

I can't, labor laws.

My fake problem is that my daddy's very forgetful. He keeps forgetting that he just gave me spending money a few days earlier, and so he keeps giving me more money. Now I can barely close my wallet. Woe is me!!! What to do? What to do? :confused:

use the money to buy a bigger wallet

my problems use HGH
 

I have a dilemma.

So the SF Giants will be here July 3-5. Even if I go to all three games to heckle Barry Bonds, that is a limited amount of time. It is exceptionally terrible that I am so funny and witty that I have way more material than can fit into the time span of three baseball games, even if at least one goes into extra innings. Last time they were in town, I went to only one game, and that was just WAY too much pressure -- only room for the BEST material, even after I had to revise my heckling strategy after being yelled at by Coors Field security (who, by the way, thought I was really funny). Also, even if I wear a shirt that says BARROIDS or if I am able to convince my friend to wear a shirt that says "The Clear" while I wear a matching shirt that says "The Cream" and we rub ourselves on a lifesize model of Barry Bonds's ass, I'll still look really hot and have hundreds of guys buying me beer.

All my summer clothes from last year are too big, and I had just bought gorgeous shoes & a purse to match the one dress. I guess I'll have to have the dress taken in, and I just got a windfall that will cover the alterations. *sigh*

bump. The petite manifesto lives on.

I got 4 cute pairs of shoes this weekend and no closet space left. I've resorted to the floor.

I really wish Carmelo Anthony would stop calling me. It's okay -- I know the whole La La thing is all a cover and you're really staying with a crappy team in Denver just because I'm here. I get it, but it's time to move on, okay?

This morning at Panera I couldn't decide what bagel I wanted to eat. It took about 3 minutes.

Also, my bus was making an annoying WHOOSH sound every few minutes.

Oh, and last night this girl at the gym was watching a show on Bigfoot and I kept laughing while I was on the treadmill.

Well, shoot him my number - maybe he's looking for a sugar mama.
;)

I missed this thread.

So....


BUMP!

Who's got a fake problem? Feel free to complain away about things such as not enough traffic on the road, having too much money in your wallet, or having so many pairs of Manolos and you can't figure out which ones you want to wear.

Real problems:
-My ankles are too skiny for those shoes and my calves are too skinny for boots.
-Being this tall sux since most cute guys I know are short:(


Now to fake problems...
-My last final is today:(, I don't know what I am going to do with all this time that I dont have to write papers and other BS.:(
-I keep getting all of the checks in the mail for graduation.
-People say that I am pretty and I am tall so they think I am a model, why me.