If i were another ethnicity, i don't think i could be me. but going to NYU would definitely be interesting that way...


If i were a gallon of milk...

I would find a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and fill it with me. Nothing worse than dry cereal.

If I were a Hershey Kiss....

I'd be a bag of Almond Hersey kisses, cause they come in gold wrapping paper and are the bomb!

If I were a shampoo...

If I were shampoo it would say on the bottle "For Pretty Boy use only".:D

If I were 10lbs of chitlins...

ooh, stingy!


If i were 10lbs of chitlins, i'd probably throw up because i smelled like... well, 10 lbs of chitlins.

If i was a sex toy (oh yes, i took it there, it's after hours)...

I would use myself on CG.:D

If I was a Nupe...

^^^^You pig.:rolleyes:

I would ask the Kappa nationals to kick PB out of the fraternity.:p

If I was the President of the United States....

PB you so nasty!

If i was the president, I would bring the troops home, and then i'd resign.


If I was John (head of GC)...

I would ban anyone who trashed cheerfulgreek's threads, and any member who is on her ignore list.:mad:

If you were a book that no one wanted to read________________

I would just have to sell myself for 50 cents in the "books that nobody really wants but sketchy old folks and bibliophiles" bin. Or show a little page, to entice some young book lover to take me home for the night. ;)


If I was an iPod...

I'd ask it where my iPOD is, it ran off somewhere days ago.

If I were a free plane ticket that had to be used today I'd....

If I were a free plane ticket that had to be used today I'd fly to Europe and stay for a while..

If I were a fly on the wall of any room, I

would stay on the wall of the Oval office with my fly-sized camera-phone. then zap myself back to human me and get rich!

If i were off from work today...

I would sleep in and do absolutely NOTHING all day.


If I were a bullet..

If I were a bullet, I would paint it silver and save it just in case warewolves really exist.:D

If I were an Alien that looked human__________