My armpits are like no other.

No making fun of my Pretty Pink Princess dress. I wore it to formal last year.

Were I a woman, I would like to be Miss Elanious.

No way. Your armpits are way too fat to be in a pageant.

Or Miss Demeanor!;)

HIJACK!
Sings "where in the world is Carmen Sandiego..."
There's a warrant out for whoever wears one of those dresses! :p

So Ms. Brandi IM'd me yesterday after I got home from work.

She attempted to blackmail me. In exchange for getting this thread closed, she would refrain from posting on the internet a copy of the KD ritual that she claims to have obtained from another GCer. Oh yeah, and she'd remove the references to KD from her websites. Which hi, you're not a KD and never were a real KD, you should do anyway.

Sorry y'all, but I don't do blackmail. The appropriate people at KD HQ have been sent a very detailed information outlining all of this drama and her threats.

Can I be Miss Non-$33k Boobs? Please?

The fun just never ends, does it?;)

Looks like Miss Brandi gets a new title; "Gross MissConduct"!

And she's not setting a very good example for little Dartmouth :(

I already have the title of Miss They're Real And They're Spectacular, so there. :D

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Hopefully one day he won't think it's a good idea to blackmail his future girlfriend, Penn-Veronica.

LOL @ Little Dartmouth!:p

I would be "Miss I Really Care About What People on the Intarweb Think About Me Because My Life Is Nothing If I Don't Have Their Acceptance."

Yeah, you know the rest of you beyatches are jealous. I can't help it if I'm just that hot.

I'd be Miss Intimidating Hotness Supreme