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Chuck E. Cheese = HEINOUS. If I ever have kids, they won't have any parties there. I told my LS that if she decides to have her little boy's birthday party, Auntie ST won't be present.

DITTO!!! I told my childperson that he WILL NOT have his birthday party at CEC this year or any other. It's always so crowded and loud and just teeming with miscellaneous kids!! Besides, their pizzas are NASTY and the salad looks and tastes waxy.

Not only that, everytime I go, the bathroom is filthy and at least one toilet is flooding over.

How AWFUL! Was this racially motivated?

You have got to be kidding me!! All of that over a CEC salad?!?! That is so sad.

Man thought dead body was just drunk???
 

http://www.mosnews.com/files/7375/penisarm.jpg

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/...esurgery.shtml

"Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation
to replace a patient’s deformed penis with one grown
on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports.

The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed
in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from
birth — his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches
long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes."

*If this is already posted somewhere, SORRY! Please remove it, Mods.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
I am at work in tears.:p :p :p

Oh. My. Jaysis. Jaysis. Jaysis.:eek: :eek: :eek:

You gotta do what you gotta do!!! teheeteheetehee

That brings up a question. If you show a pic of a penis growing out of an arm is it still considered pornographic? We wouldn't want to violate the TOS. :D

NO WORDS :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Baby Hospitalized After Being Given Vodka
 

Baby Hospitalized After Being Given Vodka
Family Members Say Mother Often Drunk, Left Children

A 9-month-old baby is in a Memphis, Tenn., hospital, recovering from alcohol poisoning after he apparently was given a mix of milk and vodka in his bottle, according to state child welfare officials.

The incident occurred Saturday, and six days later the baby was still under observation at Le Bonheur Children's Medical Center.

"He was taken to the hospital on Saturday after he was at a relative's home where he was being babysat; there was some concerns about his safety and well-being there," Department of Childrens Services spokeswoman K. Danielle Edwards said.

DCS officials have not released the name of the baby or his mother. Members of her family spoke to ABC News affiliate WPTY-TV in Memphis, and told the station the names, but WPTY-TV decided not to report them until the investigation is complete.

DCS investigators are working with Memphis Police on the case, Edwards said.

Family members told WPTY-TV that for some reason, a 2-year-old was put in charge of fixing a bottle for his or her 9-month-old little brother, but instead of pouring in just milk, the 2-year-old added straight vodka.

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Re: Baby Hospitalized After Being Given Vodka
 

Where the HELL were the parents? No, scratch that...Where were the RESPONSIBLE adults? A two-year old can't fix their own food let alone know how to make a bottle for a baby. Stuff like this burns me up. If your're going to have children, TAKE CARE OF THEM!!! I feel that if you can't properly care for your child(ren), you need to give them to someone who can and will.