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I'm giggling over the playboy thing.

Junior year, Physics labs, there was a hideous girl that was large and in charge in our section. She loved jeans that were oh-so-low and thongs that were oh-so-high. Right under one side of the thong was also a playboy bunny thing. I couldn't figure out what the heck it was.

Anyway, I turned to a random student I didnt know and said "Hey, I have a gift for you." I found out the bunny thing was a tanning thing and I've been really good friends with that random student since.

-Rudey
--Oh by the way Bobby, you know what hooker has 2 kids? Your mom.

I'm quoting myself because I picked one. I'm engaged for real. I think that I made the right decision. I really couldn't handle wearing those cork shoes. ;)

Did I ever mention that I knew someone who worked for Playboy Magazine? She had funny stories.

LOL. I forgot about this thread.

If you wear spandex shorts (hot pants) with a big belt and knee-high boots and a low-cut spandex tank top, you're a ho. I saw some girl wear this out at one of the bars a few weeks ago. Choo Choo...crash.

ho bags wear white eyeliner.

they also wear really short skirts, so short they get really nervous whenever a gust of wind passes by. and if she's (STILL) wearing UGGs with them--ho bag+

if her nipples get hard from a cold breeze and she winks anad giggles afterwards... yup, thats a ho-bag.

also, chick who wear the blonde highlights without the roots touched up... on purpose.

and if youre one of those chicks who screams out "im sooooo drunk" as youre leaving the bar with said man-of-the-night, then you get the ho-bag crown.

All of the above plus those huge "shower curtain" earrings (i.e. BIG BIG hoops)

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This thread reminds me of cashmoney....oh wait, it's an old thread and he posted here. Damn be to those who banned him! He always made me laugh. (and gave me good avice on joints to check out when I made my trip to Jacksonville last summer....)

I think a a good sign is if she is wearing open toed shoes with hose. Shudder.

Not a cheap hobag, but there are sometimes that I haven't been able to help it. I'm pasty white, have less than perfect legs, and I've mastered the art of hiding the toe seam.

Agreed!! Not to mention open-toed once fall has begun. Oh yeah, and white white (not winter white) after Labor Day. I can't tell you how many white slacks and skirts I saw at Keeneland this fall season.

They have toeless pantyhose. Hanes makes them and they're sold at Macy's. They're great. I wore them a few weeks ago to a company Holiday party. It would've been tacky not to wear pantyhose to a formal function but I was wearing open-toe shoes so I bought a pair of toeless pantyhose.

I know! The boy and I stopped by Keeneland for a bit while we were in town this fall. I couldn't believe all the white, but since I was wearing maternity clothes I was in no position to judge anyone.

I've worn them before as well. I'm going to change my original comment to "If a girl is wearing open toed shoes and its SNOWING, she is indeed a ho bag."

ie. my freshman year roommate.
then again, is it excusable if its during the winter but youre going to be indoors (ie. taking a cab to a club/party) vs. out shopping in the street or going to class during the winter?

oh the number of girls ive seen fall on ice going to class in open toe heels. ridiculous.