Re: Movie Lines and Movie Scenes
 

Those are two of mines also. And the part in The Color Purple when Margaret Avery sees Celie for the first time and goes, "You shoul is ugly"

Harlem Nights- Red Foxx and Della Resse when Della Resse says "Who left a swallow of orange juice?" and Red Foxx says "Swallow it and shut the f#@k up"

What's Love Got to Do With It- You betta Eat that cake Anna May, this some good cake

Next Friday- When Pinky catches Craig in the record store, asks Craig a question and then tells him to shut up


Clueless- She's a total Monet, she looks good from far away but up close she's one big ol mess

Trippin- The grandfather wants pok (pork) "I wont some pok!"

Friday- My neck, my back, my neck and my back
What you tryin to build, a clubhouse?

Coming to America - "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!", "Who the f*%K is this A$$hole!?"- Samuel L. Jackson "Son, I'm only gonna tell you this one time. You wanna keep working here, stay off the drugs"- John Amos , Also when they are at the "engagement" party and Darryl's family gets up from sitting on the couch and they leave Jheri curl oil stains on it.

Spaceballs - "We ain't found s*%t!" "Yogurt, I hate yogurt, even with strawberries!"

Austin Powers "Allow myself to introduce...myself." "Which is it baby, spits or swallows?"

Godfather - Sonny's 1 garbage can in the middle of the street beating. Clemenza "Leave the car, take the canoli." Sonny- "The gun better be there, I want my brother coming out of the bathroom with more than his dick in his hand."

Ace Ventura 1 and 2 "GUANO!" "Three darts is too much!" "SHIKAKA!" "(have any more gum Ace?) NO I do not Dan and I'll ask you to mind your own business!" It's not snowflake!

Wedding singer - "Sir , one more ourburst from you and I will strangle you with this microphone cord, do you understand me?"
Big Daddy- "What's your name? HE'll write it on the wall, mind your business.

of course...SHOW ME THE MONEY!- Jerry Maguire

OK, I know the subject is "movie" scenes and lines, but I've gotta list this one.

When James died on Good Times and Florida said
- "DAYUM, DAYUM, DAYUM!!!!"
Anybody remember that one??

OK now to follow the rules :)

Love Jones - Darius and Savon are talking about Nina at the bar.
Savon says: "Let me see yo' wallet 'cause it's gotta say bad muthaf*#@! on it." - I love that line, I'm laughing just thinking about it.

(still in the bar) After Darius tries to pretend he's not in love with Nina, Savon says: " Oh yeah, I ain't the only one up in here got."

Love Jones - All of the friends are at the Sanctuary and Darius is coming off stage after reciting his poem to Nina. Wood says he doesn't need poetry to get women and Savon says "Try a tic tac and a Visa."


Can you tell what my favorite movie is??? :D

Here are a few of mine...
 

Jerry McGuire - the scene at the end where Tom Cruise is confessing his love for Rene and he says "You complete me".

Jungle Fever - All the scenes w/ Gator

5 Heartbeats - "Shy Brother" and that scene w/ Big Red..."My office hours are from 9 to 5"

Friday - Craig talking to his girlfriend - "You ain't got to lie Craig, you aint got to lie"

Best Man - scene w/ Terrence Howard and Taye Diggs, when Terrence finishes playing the guitar..."You know a nigga got gifts"

Scenes:

"Waiting to Exhale," where Robin is kicking crackhead Troy out and screaming: "You leather-wearing in the summertime m$#@(*"@@^!"

"School Daze," the Jigaboo-Wannabe scene where Tisha Campbell and her girls are screaming out with Kyme (sp?) and her girls.

"Scarface," where Michelle Pfeiffer throws her champagne in Al Pacino's face when he says, "Ju womb too polluted to ha' a kid." Also, Al's lines seemed to be: "I'm Tony Montana. F$#@ you."

And one that makes me cry:

"Breakfast at Tiffany's," where Audrey Hepburn calls out, "Cat, Cat."

Well, since I just rented "Transformers: The Movie" I had to comment on the following

The opening scene when the planet Unicron ate the plane Lithone. Cool scene.

The scenes when the Autobots and Decepticons were going all out in battle (and quite a few Autobots got killed).

My all time favorite scene was b/t Starscream and Galvatron at Starscreams's coronation. He was crowned Decepticon leader all of 2 seconds when Galvatron came on the scene:

Starscream (furious) WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION??!!
Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!
Starscream: Megatron, is that you?
Galvatron: Here's a hint. *transforms into laser cannon and blasts Starscream into dust (literally)*

And of course when Unicron spoke, it sounded cool. But hey, it was Orson Welles doing the voice.

Just had to put this in.

RM

Yo know all b___ are the same just like my h__'s! I keep em broke
I keep em pretty an lookin good but NO DOE !!!. I give some money they subject to go crazy!!! When I got a B__ !! I got a B__! Yo know that Mack The Bear??? tried to steal onna my H's....
See that N___ wanted da honaaaaaaay ALL we wants is da MonAAAAAY!!!

Now Mr.Pretty Tony You know the rules of da game, Your B__! just chose me. We can handle this like we got some class or get into some GANSTA Sh*T!!!!

You know if ya really loyal to me and you meet all my demands I could take you to the top....even to da Players' Ball

Ladies and Gentlemen the moment we All been waitin for Who is the Big MACK of the YEAR!!!!!!....... Its GOLDIE.... GOLDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Chez' Tre Ni--a You aint no PIMP You aint NO PIMP!!!!!!!!! YOU a rest haven for H__s!!! A rest Haven!!!!
THE MACK MY FAVORITE MOVIE!!!!!

HERE ARE SOME MORE
"I lived in NEW YORK all my life honey I knows a RAT whens I sees ONE"__SPARKLE

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL WHAT IS THIS VELVET!!_COMIN TO AMERICA

WAAAARRIIORSSSSSSS COME OUT TO PLAAAAYAAAY!!!!__WARRIORS

We aint land on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock landed on us!!__Malcolm X

TheirallgoingtolaughatyouTheirallgoingtolaughatyou _Carrie

Saddest part in a movie
When Cochise died in Coolie High

Everytime I try to get OUT!! They keep pullin me back IN!!!!___Godfather???

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster__GoodFellas

Gentlemen I'm crime and crime don't pay__The Untouchables

This is a corny one
When people lined up to hit the loud lady on AIRPLANE. Remember AIRPLANE?
ADDDDRRRIENE ADDDDDRRIIIIENNEE!!!!!!!!___Rocky

TTT as I sit watching Sister Act 2
 

My favorite scene is OH HAPPY DAY when ol boy busts the soprano!! :eek: It still sends chills down my back.


Legally Blonde: Oh Warner, Remember when we spent those 4 amazing hours in the hot tub? . . . .THIS IS SOOOOOO MUCH BETTA than that. :p


Remember The Titans: The team dance. . . everywhere we goooooo people wanna know who we aaaaaare. Oh and the locker room scene when Sunshine kisses Gary Bertier.

pointNclick mentioned Pimps Up, Hoes Down. How about American Pimp with this one:

"It ain't matrimony, it's macaroni"

I said that Baby Boy was my favorite. This is the scene when Jody is helping his mom out in the garden and Melvin comes out:

Melvin: "Jody, we gotta stop this. Why every time I come out here in the garden, you gotta go in the house?"
Jody: "Ain't nobody stuttin you bruh"

Or the part when Jody and Rodney are arguing on the phone:
Jody: "Don't be callin my woman's house NO MORE. She ain't feeling you cuz...Concentrate on not droppin the soap you b*tch a** n**ga"

And Jody tells Yvette: "Didn't I tell you to get a block on the phone wit yo black a**?"

I can go all day...

here we go
 

Friday: How you gonna get fired... on yo' day off?
DAAAAAAAAAYYYUUMMM!!!!
The scene with Bernie Mac, Chris Tucker and Cube: well around heayah...lol

The Lion King: the hula scene..WHADDAYA want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?....aaaarrrrre ya achin? yep, yep, yep fooorrrr some bacon? yep, yep, yep Heee's a big pig yep you can be a big pig too oooh!!!! ahhhhhhh (as timon and pumba run off.. lol)

Aladdin: ANYTHING Genie says

Spiderman: Youre not Superman, you know

Boomerang: Here's some Icyhot for your balls... why you go there man, why you go there (while rowing furiously on the row machine)?? I'DA F**ked him up had he tried that karate isht!!! lol

Harry Potter: (Ron Weasley).. harry? Can we panic NOW???

ok, one more
 

Harry Potter: (Hermione) Now, if you two will excuse me, I;m going to bed before you do something that will get us killed or worse... expelled. (door shuts)
(Ron, after turning to look at Harry) She NEEDS to set her priorities..

I dont know why but his delivery is what cracks me up.. lol

The Matrix "There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path" & "There is no spoon"

Friday "And you know thissss! Mannnnn!!!!"

Batman "This town needs an enema!!"

The Five Hearbeats: "Can't nobody sang, like Eddie Kang (King)"

Friday After Next: (Day-Day to the landlady)- "You proud your son a [punk]" (landlady's son to Craig about Pimp Mike)-"hmm, he look magically delicious!"

Malibu's Most Wanted: (note: this is the funniest part of the movie)- When Taye Diggs tells Jamie Kennedy - "This ain't no picnic B#**#!"

The Temptations

"You ain't no David Ruffin!"

All About the Benjamin’s:

Reggie getting his lotto ticket yelling: 45…47…

Reggie telling off the guy handcuffed to the shower rod: You don’t have a forehead; you got a five-head. I bet you don’t even have dreams…you have movies…I should snatch that leather wig off your head with them suede side burns.
:D