I looked down and said damn, this dude got on run over sandals with ashy feet. I asked him...

Haven't ever heard of lotion?? He started to cry and said yes but...

i didn't have any left. i was hoping i could borrow some from you. if you're too embarrassed,to go into the building, i understand. I know you're wondering why I have on busted sandals and ashy feet with a nice Lexus, it's because...

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"I'm broke, this is really my mama's car, is that ok with you?", I said...

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So that's what's up with the Shirley Loves Jesus plates on the front of the car. I was wondering who Shirley was. So then I proceeded to say...

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....it's okay that this is not your real car because this is not my real hair!

they both started laughing because he knew she was lying...how could it be fake? he thought in the back of his mind while rubbing her hair.

Take you to the Ice Cream Parlor and get us some Ice Cream so we could sit and I could get to know you a little better. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif She replied ...

but then, the track slipped out. that's when he realized that her ghetto butt put her weave in with bobby pins. so he...

... pulled out a business card that read, "TYRONE'S WIGS & WEAVES." He handed it to her and said ...

he said if you ever want some REAL weave, please give me a call. i will even throw in the glue fo free. just then her cell phone ranged; it was the SOCK boy. He told her the he wanted to explain to her why he had the sock in his pants. he said that.....

he was using it to train his "lefty" more toward the center so that his GIRLFRIEND would enjoy their evenings more. SO she was like "Girlfriend? So what in the world are you doing trying to hook up with me?" She hung up in his face, but he called right back and said...

"But Baby Girl...I think you're the one.. I wanna make you my wifey...." She wasn't about to take off her letters to correct this brother, so she....



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Stated, In her highly Intelligent tone, "Wifey?!?!?!...I do not think that is possible (keeping the ashy feet and sandals in mind) maybe we...

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...got off on the wrong FOOT! I'll tell you what; why don't you rent us a silly comedy, and I'll cook dinner for us tonight! You can explain that sock comedy when you come over tonight. And by the way, do you have a nickname? I really don't like the name "Tyrone"-Erika screwed that up for yall!...