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When I was a little kid my parents gave me the speech about watching out for strange dirty old men who seemed too interested in little children. I wasn't sure what a pederast was or did but I knew they were bad news. Then my mother took me to the department store where we could see Santa. I took one look at this old weirdo with a bushy beard, a red velvet costume, and a bunch of small tykes gathered around him and sitting on his lap.
Holy shit Batman, Santa Clause was the guy my parents warned me about! Santa was a pervert! After that I never did go see Santa. |
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LOL @ my friend's status message today:
FACT: Clowns eat people |
Aaaawwww from the annals of GC history. The classics never die. :)
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Ghost Whisperer tonight is about a clown, and Melinda's fear of clowns. This thread was the very first thing I thought of!! Had to bump it. :)
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Every time this thread is bumped, I feel a little leap of joy in my heart. :D
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My former boss was such a clownophobe that her concept of hell was the clown-themed elevator at the Circus Circus casino: clowns + an enclosed space. I also asked her how she felt about the Smokey Robinson and the Miracles song "Tears of a You-Know-What," and she didn't like that either, because of the pseudo-calliope tune.
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Asshole. It's my fault for clicking on this thread.
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Y'all know I aim to please :D
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LOL
I thought about that the minute I hit 'reply' |
Peeeennnnyyyyyy.....
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