To Havic reeker READY.......OK
2...4....6...8... Who Do We APPRECIATE
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Bricka Bracka Soda Cracka
Shish Boom Bah
Bugs Bunny Bugs Bunny
Rah Rah Rah

or
Lets see those Spirit Fingers :p ;)
You know I lub you :D

To Disappering Acts You are my whodie and I must say you held your own on last evening....but-ter-umm-uhh I'mma need you to SPEAK UP over dem crickets next time OK:cool:

To AP Boo hiss at you and your boys (Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUMB A$$:D

To Cablevision: Could ya please make Court TV and Playboy Channel two separate channels instead of having them share??? I was really looking forward to watching "Forensic Files" last night and you took that away from me. With all the customers you have and the amount we pay each month, surely you can afford us this much. :mad: :mad:

To Negril: I don't care what THEY say. The roti ain't right. How you gonna make a chicken roti with no potatoe?

No potatoe?? Oh hayle naw! http://www.kurts-smilies.de/no2.gif
You're post had me cracking up girl! I haven't had a roti in a minute! :p

it's been a long time...
 

To the administrators of this thing they call a school:

GET A CLUE. I am at my wit's end, and I have a VERY short fuse right now. Let me tell you what I will NOT tolerate. I will not tolerate you GIVING me lesson plans. You were supposed to implement a CURRICULUM, not LESSON PLANS. Do you even know the difference? We are a seamless community, huh? If that is the case, why aren't the academic teachers being given lesson plans? And why wasn't the Life Skills class on the students' schedules? Is it NOT a class??? How did that get left off? And THEN you want to get smart in the meeting? "Weren't these room assignments given to Boarding Instructors last week?" First of all, let's get one thing straight. If you have something to say, SAY IT. We are all grown. There is no reason to beat around the bush. Second of all, when you DID give us the room assignments, it was FOR OUR INFORMATION. At what point did you tell me that I had to communicate that to my students????? The ASSUMPTION is that the class INCLUDING THE ROOM NUMBER would be on the STUDENT'S SCHEDULE. WTF kind of ship are you running here??????? :mad: Bottom line, this is a bunch of BS!! Period. And I am TIRED of it.

Tomorrow the kids start PE. Do we have any information on that yet? NO!!! This is another thing I will NOT tolerate. From now on, if I get information less than 72 hours in advance (and that is generous, I'd prefer it a week in advance), I'm not doing it. PERIOD. Now, put that in the evaluation, because I'm telling you UP FRONT. How can you expect me to be on point when YOU SUCK?????

And I am SICK and TIRED of you telling us "now is not the time to discuss this!!!" WHEN IS THE TIME??? WHEN DO WE GET TO VOICE OUR CONCERNS??? You continue to implement ideas without getting our input first. WHAT DO YOU KNOW??? HOW OFTEN DO YOU WORK WITH OUR KIDS???? STOP SMELLING YOURSELF AND ADMIT YOU NEED OUR HELP!!! STOP ASSUMING WE ARE INCOMPETENT. Mess around and we'll be on strike, AGAIN. I'm not going to put up with this two years in a row, I'm not.

So you have a choice, you can get it together, or I'M OUT. And trust, I WILL QUIT. I have NEVER had a problem leaving a job, and you are not special. Yes, I will miss my kids DEARLY, but I know how to keep in touch. Y'all drive people to drink, I swear. Why can't you just LISTEN??? What is so wrong with that??? You keep doing the SAME STUPID ISHT and expect different results. Don't you realize that's insane?????? You are inconsistent and expect our kids to be consistent. You want to examine the reasons behind the students' behavoirs, but not your own. You teach in a Do As I Say and Not As I Do way, and YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!! :mad: Don't you know anything about working with kids???? Apparently not. You simply don't belong here. It's not the army. It's not Alcatraz. And IT IS NOT A GROUP HOME. Stop treating these kids like this!!! AND STOP TREATING US LIKE THIS.

Last but certainly not least: Don't say isht to me this week. NOT A D@MN THING!!! And I mean that. Because I will cuss you out, swiftly. Y'all have seriously gotten on my last d@mn nerve. I can't handle you all anymore. Leave me alone and let me work with my girls. Anything outside of that, you can forget it. Y'all make me SICK. SICK SICK SICK!!!! I mean it, don't **** with me.

To Ideal: Inhale.... Exhale.... Inhale.... Exhale....

Girl, I can feel what you are going through. I have that kind of foolishness going on at my school. It hard enough dealing with the type of kids that I work with (severe behavior disorders) and on top of that, the administration has NO CLUE about what to do. :mad: That jack@ss of a prinicipal makes you want to kick him in the neck. I can't even stomach the sight of him anymore.

Just lay low and pray that they stay away from you. Try to avoid them at all costs. I have PLENTY of days where I just feel my blood pressure rising at the sight or thought of our principal. I have to meditate and pray everyday before going into the school. Just pray for better days. I'll send a prayer your way. ;) :D

We need to get us a teacher happy hour going on! Cause Ideal I am feeling you! Luckily my adminastrators are pretty cool. Girl if your that stressed step back and take a breather.

Ideal: Pray, take deep breaths, pray, take deep breaths, repeat. Please don't let these people get you so upset that you end up doing something that is not in your character.

Please tell us that you will be ok. Please don't hurt anyone.

Woo woo woo, Woo woo woo.

To L:: Please learn office etiquette!!!!! DO NOT wait until you get to work to spray perfume on yourself. That isht you are wearing smells like OH MY DAYUMS and now I have to take two Advils b/c I'm starting to get a headache. Plus you have a whole section of the office smelling like it - OH HAYLE NAW!!! Don't do that isht no more (yeah I know it's supposed to be anymore, but dang nabbitt!!). :mad: :mad:

To W:

You did not know a good thing when you had it. I know I let you get away with the madness before but that stops now. I would rather be alone for ANY length of time thanks. I don't need you as a friend or anything else. You ain't that cute homes.

:p To the person that just sent me a PM.... I am gonna need you to CLEAN OUT YOUR PM BOX!:D

Oh really now:D It's all cleaned out just for you!:cool:

To Gustapo: Like I said before, you might wanna pump yo' brakes round here, pahtna...your management style is straight wack...and just because you profess to play a 50-Cent CD in your car is just like saying to me "I have black friends..." The least that you can do is make me feel better and take this can of act-right... :mad:

To "So International": Again, thank you so much for your help. I enjoyed our laughs today - and that's typed, not implied :)

To D.L.D.S: Stay focused. We have what it seems like never-ending work to do. Thanks for you're support this far, as I will continue to support you...no Disappearing Acts!:p

T: I know this is hard. I am still praying for you. I pray that your joy in the Lord is restored 10 fold!

D: THe LORD has already worked it out! He knows the plans he has for you! Don't be scured! ;) Them doctors only know what HE allows them to know. I love you more than you will ever know.

P: Just once, don't be triflin', 'kay? This is YO child, not mine!

Miss F: You have grown into a beautiful young lady, if you really want to go to a "good" college and not have to worry about your SAD (sorry a$$ed Dad), then you need to stop being cheap and get your SAT book. You have great GPA, just make sure you have the SAT score to go wit' it!

S: O.k. I know my stuff is late sometimes (o.k. a lotta the time! :D) but dang, can you be a good role model and give me some of your stuff in a timely matter?? I know you are super busy and all, but sending me emails with that little red ! next to it is really starting to get under my skin. Why is it you have weeks to look at something, but we need to turn it around in 2 hours??

W: sometimes I just wish you would go away, but I realize that ain't my call. Ever heard the phrase if you are not apart of the solution you are part of the problem? Well, you , my brother, are not only part of the problem you ARE the PROBLEM!! Can you think of someone other than your self for once? Dang! You are way past grown, start acting like it! I'm still praying for you though. You need Jesus, for real!

I thought this thread was really funny and a great idea, so I thought I'd join in.
Hello to all the Deltas on here, anyone from your UMCP chapter on here?

To ALL Shanghai restaurant owners: Can y'all lay off the OIL!?!? I mean DANG, how much oil do you REALLY need to use just to stir fry some vegetables. The grease puddle around my greens seems a bit extreme. And what do you do with the good part of the chicken, export it out of the country or something? I really don't understand why when I order a chicken dish, there is bones and fat galore, but not a scrap of meat to be seen.

To the foreign affairs department: What do you mean you can't guarantee when I'll be reimbursed for my plane ticket?!? That ticket was over $1000, you can't play around with peoples money like that. My mother is trying to buy a house and wants her damn money!! And how about if you can't guarantee when I'll be reimbursed, then III can't guarantee if I'm coming in to work next week!!

To the foreign languages dept: What, you all are spying on my now? If you want to spy on me, at least be smooth about it, instead of having the 40 year old man sitting in the front row of my class with his book out like a student. And if you are just trying to "observe," can you all let me KNOW next time, and can you let your "observer" know that it is rather RUDE not to introduce himself?

To the university "officials" (whoever you are): Get it together. That is all I can say. It is Sept. 16, WHY ON EARTH have you not decided on the official dates of our OCTOBER HOLIDAY?? You KNOW there are 1.3 billion people in China, and you know about 1 billion are trying to travel during our week off, so I NEED to book some tickets!! How am I supposed to book tickets and go anywhere if you never want to decide what days we have off!!

To the ex: All I can really say is that you are working my nerves right now, big time. You claim you want to be friends, but with friends like you who needs friends. You better watch it, cause you know you don't know hardly anyone or anything out here, and you don't want to be eating greasy Chinese food by yourself every night, so get it together.:mad:

AHHHH, I feel much better now. :)

To So International Thanks for the gumshu work:D
To D.A. Awe you don't feel good today:( just like Mighty Mouse...HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DDDAAAAYYY!!!:) Lunch Time that is;)
To Big Yella I am going to need you to pass both of those test with A's and boo hiss at you for your antics this weekend
To Sir Doze Alot I am going to need you to get cho @$$ over here and give me what you are supposed to give me for I call in da BIG DAWG.... well she aint so big anymore but she is still DA MAN:eek:
To Ladeia I am going to need you to log on and keep up with my open letters:cool:
To G. M. I am going to need you to tell me when to stop shanking my tail feather this weekend:p
To K 3 weeks and counting GURL;)
To Hurricane Isabelle I'mma need you to pump your brakes and do and about face and head on back at out sea you huzzy. You done messed up my weekend plans:mad: