JFK was a jelly donut.

Dante Alighieri was a man-whore.

And Abbie Hoffman... way to sell out, dude!

LOL, "Ich bin ein Berliner". LOL

Cat Stevens...I mean Mustafa...are you still riding the Peace Train?

up cause there are more historical figure we can flame, like Oliver North. Way to lie there. I'm sure Baghdad Bob and you would make an awesome co-anchor for a tv talk show.

Way to go Ritchie Valens. You had a fear of flying, you should have listened to your fear. Dumb ass.

Susan B. Anthony, you can lick me where I pee, flipping an early stitching of the flag into an overrated legacy for the 'early woman's movement' . . . so early that you didn't even push for a vote, you dumb bastard. 1912 called, you suck.

Moe.ron, you owe me a new keyboard. There's sprite all over mine!!!

Funniest thing Ive read all day.

Ben Franklin, you just never got over the fact that your daddy didn't love you.

And Martin Luther, just because you don't like your parish placement doesn't mean you need to up and start a new religion full of sanctimonious J-holes who will descend on Wisconsin and harass my peoples.

U.S. Grant, nice job filling your cabinet with crooked advisors. You should have just gone to the local jail and handed out job applications.

Hey Aristotle, you said that you earn knowledge from experience. Then you called the Persian barbarian, eventhough you never been anywhere near Persia. Nice way of not practicing what you preach.

George Wallace, you racist ass, how do you feel now, negroes are in ALLLLLL the schools now. Bet you wet your pants in hell when you saw that.

Hey John Bolton, get a clue. You're not going to be the next US Ambassador to the UN. Stop embarassing yourself.

Hey Bob Dylan, you write great songs, but Alvin called and he want his voice back.