I THINK James isin mourning...http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/crying.gif

UPDATE!!!

I talked with James this afternoon on IM, and his little friend is still missing.

Should we put out an Amber Alert????????

What a great thought!

I can see it on all the TV stations, hear it on the radio, see the electronic signs over the freeways...

Scandalous! :o

Do you think its being molested?

We just got our new Amber Alert boards here in Omaha...they work well. But I believe I may have found the missing penis! If it is the realy McCoy it's replicated itself at Dr. Johns....and boy is it expensive!!!! How will we ever be able to tell which one is the TRUE penis?:confused: :p

wow, this is so my type of thread. were you starting to wonder if i was going to post james?
well let's see where to begin. we've talked about this before. i've had a variety of sizes myself. the largest being 11 plus inches. yes, ladies, ouch is the correct term for it.
however, right now i'm dating a guy who is only about 5-6 inches. he has good girth though. quite frankly i prefer a little larger, but he can work it pretty well. (as long as he can go long enough)
scientifically speaking though, women only have sensation in the first three inches of their vaginal opening. which means length doesn't really matter by scienctific terms.
okay, i'm done.

shelley j
sigma k

Um WHOA.....WAY TMI :eek:

I don't think that this is what the thread was about...but HEY don't hold back, ok? :D

So are you saying that it's hiding out in a cave somewhere?

Hootie-So are you saying that it's hiding out in a cave somewhere? http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/laugh1.gif

This is funny on soooooo many levels!

Has James fallen victim to a SPS? (A Serial Penis Snatch-
er) http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...ad/nervous.gif

James, I would say I think you stepped on your wennie, but I think we all know that would be impossible!

He whom Brags is WELL-----:confused: Not hung with a big slong!

I am proud of my teenie weenie! Only use it anymore to releive my anxiety and grape juice!:D

I hope the penis doesn't catch SARS...

That's what I was thinkin'! :o

It's 4:45, do you know where your penis is? :p

James, I have another thought...

Since you are missing your penis and all....

How about we ask certain ladies of GC to give one of thier vibrating ones to give to you until you find yours. I don't have one...but I know for a fact that some do. LOLOLOLOL

try the Easily Offended Thread...


PSA I was so jk guys!