UF_Pike since he was kind enough to buy the shots. Before drinking the shot, they all made a toast, and it went a little something like this:

"here's to the beer we drink
here's to the beer we chug
if the beer we drink can't be chugged
forget the beer and find a hot chick....."

realizing that it wasn't even beer in their hands, UF_Pike and AlphaSigOU laugh and try to find someone to participate in a body shot.......

uf pike found a hot chick that agreed, then uf pike took the body shot. Then uf pike walk back to AlphaSigOU and asked him why he was laughing. AlphaSigOU said dude you took a body shot off a transvestite. Uf Pike started to throw up just as someboy walked in tha bar it was...

OTW saying "I love my AGD sistah, but the cheer goes like this..."

"Heres to the men that we love,
Heres to the men that love us.
But the men that we love,
Arent the men that love us.
So to Hell with all the men,
Heres to us!"

As they down the shots purchased for them by the long gone...

KABillyMac

he bought them his favorite kentucky burbon and breezed out again after a hot minute. As he exited the building he tipped his hat to...

texas*princess as she came in. She was meeting someone there, and as she made her way through the room, she spotted them in the corner. She made her way to the table, and said...

wwwooooooohooooooo I love my sorority and greek life in gerenal.. Yeah!!!!!!!!! where is Optimist Prime? I need to speak to him about how long to cook horn dogs.. ""Shut up, Listen" is insulted by......

Tom Earp. "I am the cook here, oh young one. I can cook horn dogs and throw down a great barbeque KC style." texas*princess says, "Thanks Tom, but I prefer my barbeque Texas style." Of course, this leads to a huge debate about barbeque from all of the Texas people. Tom says, "YADA YADA YADA! I've been throwing down barbeque since before you were born!"

Suddenly, there is a Texas versus everyone else barbeque style riot. All of the Texas people are trying to kick ass except texas*princess because she is too sweet to fight. :) Suddenly, lifesaver gets hit in the head with a bottle of bourbon. Glass crashes down as lifesaver is knocked out. Holding the broken bottle is...

James...."sorry dude, it was for your own good, drunky mcdrunkerson" when from out of no where he is grabbed on the ass by a hot young sorority chick named...

ilovemyglo, who just can't seem to get enough of the GC men. although she is upset over lifesaver bein' out cold, she winks to james and says, "james, you know how you wanted me to...........

show you that thing that I can do. Well, the time is now." She continues to pinch his butt.

James says, "Ilovemyglo, not now. I prefer my women pierced and tattooed. Also being a stripper doesn't hurt. You are too innocent for me."

UF_Pike shows up and says, "Are you crazy James?! She's hot and she looks like Buffy. Ilovemyglo, if James doesn't want you, maybe you should be with a stud like me. I've already tried that thing that you can do with a variety of hot blonde sorority women from Florida. I can teach you a thing or two."

Ilovemyglo is torn between James and UF_Pike. She then has a brilliant idea...

She says something weird in french.

-Rudey
--Something about menage a trois with the Alpha Gam of his choice.

OTW, has to be

listening because she begins to talk to ilovemyglo in french as well.

TomE, looks in on the conversation in astonishment and exclaims "Huh??!?!?!?!?!"

Rudey claims "OK, OK texas princess and the 2 Alpha Gams, but no more."

-Rudey
--Kicks Tom in the Jimmy and tells him to mind his own business.