Drink 5 drinks for every time Fred/Virtiousity/Iconoclastic posts on this forum...

Drink 1 everytime xok85xo and myself post about our favorite music.

Drink 2 everytime I mention Bonnaroo.

Drink 3 if I talk about how the Ole Miss Greek system is so huge.

ha ha ha ha ha
UF_pike...

1 drink for dead baby jokes
2 drinks for Michael Jackson jokes
1 drink whenever AXJules hits on damasa or vice versa
1 drink for whenever one member of the Harem flirts with another
chug if Kitso refers to the Harem as "lesbians" because of it

4 drinks for every Martha Stewart joke. I'm not tired of those yet.

4 drinks every time a mod sweats me and talks about how they hate me but can't do anything about it.

2 drinks every time butt and sex are mentioned in the same sentence.

Minus 1 drink every time a girl posts in the purse thread.

-Rudey

Ok 0 drinks for me and B---we never hit on each other! Gross!
Aaaaand, the harem is HOT-T-T, so make it 2 drinks.

Otherwise, LOVIN IT!!

Drink 3 everytime Rudey leave a statement after signing his name.

Are you trying to kill us?

belly up to the bar boys...

LOL we are likely to get alcohol poisoning.

LIES!

Drink each time Tom says "oh! ..." - 1 drink

Drink everytime someone complains about a couple of people posting back and forth in threads if the complainers are guilty of same. - 2 drinks

Every time a homosexuality thread comes up in News & Politics. - 1/2 a drink

Every time someone posts about some fratboy-ish (abbreviation intentional) act and it's followed by a sorority girl post stating it should never be allowed and is a standards issue; and then a guy posts to say how honestly it isn't such a big thing and commonplace and that's what guys do. - 3 drinks!

Any time you look at the birthdays on message board index and they're all ethnically Greek names location Greece. - 1 shot

Every time someone newly registers to defend their org or bro and get slammed. - Heh. 1 drink

Every time there's a shift to defcon2 and John posts on the board to lay it down. - Join the Century Club.

Every time a spammer posts and writes the word 'greek' in there to make it hyper-relevant. - 1 drink.

Every time you refresh a page because you're bored. - 2 drinks

Every time a male GC'er alludes to lesbianism when discussing a sorority girl or girls. - 2 drinks

Every time a poster suggests they're untouchable no matter what they post. - 3 drinks

Chug a pitcher or Shoot Tha Boot everytime that GC goes down.

Kitso
KS 361

Good call. Add,

1 drink for every post once it's back up by people saying they 'couldn't cope'.