I think that between all of us we could put together a really good sex manual. :D

OK, THAT WAS A FUNNY ASS LINE!!! NUT AS A VERB! I GOTTA USE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO! :D

All I can say is that some of you ladies seem to have had very selfish (or is it drunk?) partners. I guess I've been pretty lucky to have wacky feminist former and current lovers who kinda let me call the shots (ie, no junk in the eye...eww).

Got another one for ya.....

Do touch me all over while going at it
Don't touch my ass, it is off limits PERMANENTLY!!! Don't even think about it, and I don't care if your finger wants to be warm, it doesn't need to go there!


Do not call a certain body part my "twinkie" and proceed to talk about filling it with cream....

Do continue licking and sucking on things while going at it...

Do take a break and then continue so it will last longer

Do rip my towel off of me when I get out of the shower and have your way with me

Do come out of the shower ready for more action and not complaining about how you just got clean...

Do learn what and where a clitoris is----- and proceed to use your tongue on it constantly... as a matter of fact if I am in the house cooking dinner your tongue should be there!

i mean....SERIOUSLY, fahey...........a twinkie?!!?!!?!?! please tell me that i do not know the person who said this to you........

sheeeiiiit, don't need no break....
the button is all fine and dandy, but every guy knows where that is (and if you don't, potna...i can't help you)....look for the spot where dr. grafenberg made famous...that's where the fun begins. or do a combo with the button.

Oh girl! We must be on the same page! I was just about to type most of what you said! I really like the part about cooking dinner and where the tongue should be! :eek: I didn't think of that but I am definately going to use it on my guy! Okay, here are my additions:


Do, as hard as it might seem, sit back and watch me get myself off. Don't try to jump in...play with yourself if you have to. It'll turn us both on and then we can go at it!

Don't answer your cell phone if it's ringing and we're going at it. It ruins the mood :mad:

Do initate toys into our sex life! Movies are okay too. Just don't ask if we can invite people to join us!

gosh, we must be sleeping with the same guys
i hate when we're trying to get in our mood and i see the screen lighting up
or i hear the '#1 by Nelly' playing. . .WTF!?!?
i will ask the guy to leave

and i hate it when guys ask me to find another girl
i'm not trying to live out a fantasy
i just want some @$$. . .

jadey, we should be sorority sisters. . .oh, wait. . .WE ARE!!!!

Ewww man! I will never think of Twinkies the same way again. :( That is almost as worse as what my first boyfriend referred to jelly doughnuts as (a woman on her period).

Yes, clit attention is important, but there's nothing worse than a partner who gets there and STAYS there. The clitoris is actually too sensitive for a lot of women. Like starang said, there's the G spot, which when worked right, is heaven. Besides, when I'm really hot and bothered, I can come from a backrub. :)

I would smack anyone who tried to answer the phone during foreplay. Can we say low class? :rolleyes:

me too. i love kisses on upper back and shoulder. the feeling is almost better than the sex itself! lol:D

as far as the donts go....

DONT stick your finger inside so far that i feel your nail scratching..
my scream isnt due to pleasure:p

You all are tempting pure people. :(;)

so then don't read :)

Oh. My. God. :o :o :o

You guys are TOO much! :eek: :D