GreekChat.com Forums - "That" Brother or sister

We have:

The professional: Kids been in the chapter 6 years. Wont ever graduate. Keeps changign majors to avoid the real world/student loans.

The corrupted kid - Came to college completely innocent and you and your pledge brothers corrupted him...now he's the biggest lush in your house, and has had more hookups than anyone else (after swearing in the first week freshman year that he wasn't going to have sex until marriage)

The tee-totaler (sp?) - aka the corrupted kid with will power - Same type of kid as the guy who was corrupted only had the power to just say no.

The functional alcoholic: The bro who seems to study/work/think better with about 3 beers in him. The one kid you know who studies with a bud light in hand.

The love junkie: The brother who always has to be in a relatiosnhip.

The hick: Every chapter has one.

Adopt a dork: The goofy kid who got in because he had the 4.0, and ya'll managed to make him cool soemhow.

The hookup: The guy who knows everybody on campus and can get you anything. Even if your financial aid has been terminated, he can somehow make a call and get it resinstated. Kinda like Red in "The Shawshank Redemption"

What about the guy/girl who knows EVERYTHING about your org., and probably has attended every signle event since the moment he/she pledged?

Usually this person holds lots of offices, could practically recite the bylaws, and wears letters every day.

The People Magazine: The girl who is so caring and sharing, the perfect sister.... till she gets wind of juicy gossip and spreads the love even more.

The Soap Star: The same girl who is the caring, perfect sister, but can turn a ant hill into a mountain in .2 seconds.

The Martyr. THe borther or sister that constantly complains about beign underappreciated (even tho they are the ones that show up to only the fun stuff) and begins every sentence with, "If it wasnt for me, ya'll would be (fill in the blank)"

"Wheel of Fortune" The brother or sister you've knwon for a few years and STILL cant pronounce, much less spell their last name.

The Dinosaurs .... The people who pledged about 7 years before the current seniors were freshmen, who hold real, respectable jobs, yet every weekend, they show up around the house, partying their @$$es off, yelling at all the newer members, telling them how they "did things in the old days"...we don't have one but one of the frat's on campus do....

And we only have 14 actives :P