lol...you know!!! We soawry....:( :D

Adventures @ Giant Eagle
 

1. TO THE MOFO in the PARKING LOT: I do not respond to horn honking, PSST, or HEY SHAWTY!!!! http://www.plaudersmilies.de/screams.gifhttp://www.plaudersmilies.de/madgo.gif

2. To the OTHER MOFOS who came in and GAFFLED MY BOXES:http://www.plaudersmilies.de/madgo.gifhttp://www.plaudersmilies.de/punch.gif


3. To the man at church last week: Thank you for making me LMAO in church for 3 1/2 hours at your outfit. To the person who sold you that ENSEMBLE, you need to http://www.plaudersmilies.de/punch.gif them. Y'all this man had on a burgundy and pink checked/print? blazer with a pink shirt, pink pants, and PINK PINK PINK shoes. :eek: :eek: I really wanted to tap him and ask him was he on line to be a MIAKA. His girlfriend was sitting all up under him as if to say NO ONE TOUCH HIM. Honey, sugar dumpling, I DON'T WANT NO MAN WHO WEARS PINK and THAT MUCH OF IT. :o :eek: :p

BIRDS
 

:mad: :mad:To the BIRDS who continue to sh*t on my car: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!!

TO MY MOM: Homegirl, I love you but STOP calling me on my cell phone first. Try me @ home first. You are running my bill up. :mad: :mad:

Re: BIRDS
 

I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!

Oooh, me again!!!
 

TO VERIZON for hiring people to be technical assistants who can't #1. SPEAK english and #2. UNDERSTAND english!

To my coworkers (once again) for helping me to age into a bitter old woman.

To the Mother Nature for makin it so danged HUMID!! STOP IT!!!

To My parents for going on a vacation to Asia and leaving me here...again. I'll get you yet!

After the loss of a Soror Christine Moore to horrible circumstances.

I would like to make this to the Scumb of the earth that took her life....

The Police will get your AS*!

Re: An Open Letter To...
 

I love Eric Jerome Dickey!! He's the man! I must admit, I didn't like Between Lovers. He was acting too weak in that book.

I haven't read Thieves' Paradise. That will be the next book that I purchase and I hope it's better!

FRIENDS AND LOVERS and CHEATERS are the best!

e. lynn harris is the man! I love him soooo! I'm scared to see his movies though because his books were really explicit and I think I won't be ready for all of that... we shall see.

To . . .
 

. . .the man that had me on the phone for 20 minutes talking about his damn collectible coins. Get a life, this is not the damn mint!

. . .to the rest of the crazy people that call, leave me the hell alone!:mad:

. . .the the people that think just because I'm black and going into the Federal building that I'm going to collect money from Soc. Security, I work in the building, so there!!!!!

. . .to the people that hate on me, keep hatin', it only makes me stronger!!!

. . .to people who get in the fast lane and go slow, move outta my way!!!!

. . .to the guy on the new Road Rules: get rid of your sideburns. It's not cute!

. . .to the men that try to holler at me: My face is up here, DO NOT talk to my chest!

and on a good note. . .

. . .to my grandma: R.I.P. I am who I am because of you. I love you!!

-my Ex-boyfriend

I'm serious... it's over. Please do not go up to
any more of my friends(family) asking "What I've been up to"?
I left you alone for a reason.:rolleyes:

- to those Co-workers

who sit in the faculty lounge and keep "drama"
going. GROW UP!!! You're too old to still be acting that way.
This is not High School.:mad:

- to the people waiting for the bus, but are talking on a cell
phone.:confused: Where are your priorities?

- to Beyonce

That musical you performed in on MTV with Mekhi Phifer
was horrible.:eek: You have entirely too much money to not
get a better acting coach. You didn't "Survive" that.

- to all the men who wear "bald" heads. Please be cognizant of
the shape of your head.

*If you have a point at the top of your head. Some hair needs
to be there.

*If you have "rolls" on the back of your head. You can't
wear a bald head.

- to the girl who came up to me over something "silly" like a
man, for one, that I didn't even know. TRUST... if they would'nt
have grabbed me that day, I would've bashed your head to
the "white meat". You and your friend would've
gotten "dusted" .:rolleyes:

An Open Letter To.....
 

Tyson Beckford....

http://tyson-beckford.iwarp.com/tysonbnude.jpg

PLEASE DON'T BE GAY.... :(

PLEASE DON'T BE GAY.... :(

PLEASE DON'T BE GAY.... :(

CLEARLY from the 305, lol!!

Re: An Open Letter To.....
 

Love the pix.
I hope he's not gay, but I'm sure glad that someone like Mayce Edward Christopher Webber isn't gay.

To the little high school boys......Even though I may look like I'm in high school. I'm not. Stop trying to hit on me, stop referring to me with that goshawful shawty/lilmomma/boo.The little girls in your classes are available.Talk to them.

To the guy in California....Stop IM'ing me asking me do I miss you when I haven't met your silly a$$ in the first place!Remember the fact that I am NOT single.Give it up!

To this year's incoming Freshmen women: Don't behave like the class before you; go to class, and when you go...wear clothes, our University is not the Player's Club.

To Suge Knight: No More Drama!

To the people of New York: Thank you for showing us Navy people a fabulous time during Fleet Week. We were treated like royalty, got into all kinds of events (even a Broadway show!) free of charge, and never paid for any drinks. I will definately be back.

To the people that make Oh's cereal: That is some damn good cereal, but you need to make a bigger box, in my house we go through Oh's in about a day. Bigger Box Please!

To my bathroom scale: Weight ain't nothing but a number...I look good!

my turn
 

To My Coworkers: Leave your issues at home.

To My Boss and My Director: Hurry up and give me my promotion because I need the money!

To My ex-neighbor: I been holding my husband back from whippin' yo' a@# but I don't know how long I can continue because you deserve a few of them!

To My Husband: I am not SuperWoman.

To My dirty clothes: Can you wash, dry, fold and put away yourselves?

To these crazy Baltimore drivers: Stay in the right lane if you are moving slower than the rest of traffic; use turn signals and sideview mirrors, there is a reason they are on your car; pick a lane and stay there.

To the Baltimore restaurant, carryout and deli owners: a sub is NOT a hoagie; if its not made like we do in Philly, it is NOT a Philly-'style' cheesesteak.

To everyone: Good night; it is 1AM!