I always wanted to get married in spaghetti!

How do you WALK down the aisle in that?

She looks like she is praying for her butt bows to come undone and turn into angel wings so she can fly away from that dress.

In Russia it is customary to have a headpiece that represents the onion dome of the cathedral and the disco ball from the reception to confuse evil matryoshka dolls from attacking.

This dress made from mop heads is a great way to save money on the wedding. The bride can clean the dance floor while break dancing, no need to hire cleaners or lose the facility deposit!

The side eye of the woman in the western fringed skirt is awesome. Another way to save money, use the flowers and the wedding night lingerie for the dress.

Just because Scarlett O'hara was inspired to make an outfit out of curtains and drapery doesn't mean anyone else should

I'm going with Bride of Frankenstein or the Mummy.

http://fashionbride.files.wordpress....4bb9-4-xl1.jpg (had to do the link, pic was HUGE)

Designer: Maria Lucia Hohan.

Because no bridal ensemble is complete without your matching (bunny? donkey? not sure) ears.

http://www.weddinginspirasi.com/wp-c...ng-dresses.jpg

Designer: Peachy Girl

http://fashionbride.files.wordpress....017_green1.jpg

Designer: Acqua Grazie.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...eCGzoCqGeDX4dz
You too can wear a bathing suit to your wedding.

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-13104946.jpg

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-13102824.jpg
Carolina Herrera

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-06125402.jpg

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-06125405.jpg

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-06125442.jpg

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-06125427.jpg

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-06125421.jpg

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-06125424.jpg

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-06125445.jpg

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-06125451.jpg

Back to the strapless issue, I wore strapless because, being bigger than I'd like and a lot on top, I felt like adding arms just made me have TOO MUCH DRESS. However, the dress fit perfectly and covered my boobs as opposed to parading them in front of my mother's friends. GACK.

Some of the dresses above would be cute, in a different color, as a cocktail dress or prom dress (not interchangeable. Some can be one, some can be the other). But I will never understand the angry/depressed face on the runway models and that scrunched over shoulders thing that is supposed to be high fashion makes me crazy.

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...0-06125411.jpg Seriously, it's a runway show. Shouldn't it at least sort of resemble a wedding? How about some make up, hair or something less than abhorrence on your face?

*Snarf*:D

Found this on pinterest, and it's pretty bad:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...glywedding.jpg

Point taken.

Psst....scroll up six posts.

Mine wasn't that ugly, but the seamstress forgot to include a slit along the bottom to walk up the stairs gracefully! For a few moments, I was thinking I was going to have to take a running leap!

Ok, I don't think this has been posted, but if it has...sorry. Saw this on pinterest

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...ownforgc-1.jpg