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If you attend rush, you should ask if the money will cover your line jacket. You don't want to wear that same Baby Phat jacket that you wore to Rush forever.
If there is no rush yet, text all the members you can to ask when it will be. In fact, you might even want to suggest that they have one soon. |
It's ok to wear rainbow colored hair to interviews. It shows your personality.
Also, those purple contacts look great on you. Honest. |
The closer a planet is to the sun the hotter it is.
Oh, and I just examined your dog. That's just a cutaneous asthenia, that's why he's straining to urinate. There could be a possible surgery, here. |
If you don't owe money with your tax return, that means you don't actually have to file it on time - you can just send it in whenever you want. The government doesn't care.
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You should also wear sweats and tennis shoes for the first round at any SEC school. Way too much walking and you want to be comfortable, right? |
If someone says they can't babysit your children and you still bring them over at 7:30am on Sunday, OF COURSE they'll answer the door! Be persistent!
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If you want to be taken seriously by fraternities at FAU, wear jorts and Affliction t-shirts. All the cool kids do it.
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If you know you're going to be speeding, remove your license plates before you get in the car. The cops will ignore you and pull other people over.
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And always make sure you start your sentences with conjunctions.
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When going through recruitment, you should enter the recruitment parties prepared to make suggestions on how to improve the party.
For example: When Katie Kappa asks "How are you doing today?" Answer with: "Great, but I'd be better if you guys could change that streamer to a different color. I think white would look better with this wallpaper. Oh, and you should try black polos instead of blue. They're much more flattering."[ They'll admire your sense of style and great taste. |
Don't look both ways before crossing the street. It's a waste of time. Cars will always stop for you because you are you.
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DNA needs proteins to read the information it contains and help run the cell. But the manufacture of proteins itself really doesn't necessarily depend on DNA, and that's because it contains the information about what order to stitch amino acids together.
Oh, and in living things as we see them now, the "other" nucleic acid never combines the properties of DNA and protein, and that's because it can actually preserve information in the order of bases in a linear molecule. lol I love this thread. (This part is accurate) :p:p |
Don't bathe ever. It's your natural smell. That's way better than Dove.
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