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They were collecting signatures for something, I cant remember what..
Dorothy: But Blanche you were gone for three hours and you one got one guy to sign this petition? Blanche: Well give me a chance to freshen up and change clothes. I'll get you another one! |
Blanche (on her failed attempt to be celibate): Barely a month had gone by before I started feelin' those awful stirrings and urges. I was like a spring bloomin' peach bud just ripened to dewy fruition, waitin' to be plucked by the first handsome man to come my way!
Dorothy: You were looking for some nookie? Blanche: Exactly. |
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^^ I remember reading that several years ago. Fail, all around.
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I opened it, looked at the title, and closed it. Things like that make me feel very unChristlike feelings towards the people who write them.
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Christwire is not to be taken seriously. It is a satire website.
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*checks Google translate*
Stoten! |
I may watch this show lol
But since this was bumped, I now have a place for this gif... http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...ao1_r1_500.gif |
Sophia:Sticks and stones may break your bones, but cement pays homage to tradition!
Blanche & Dorothy @ checkout in grocery store. Dorothy is buying a long roll of pepperoni... Blanche:I'm not paying for this... Nightstick... Dorothy:It's a pepperoni Blanche:It's obscene! Dorothy:(Recalling Sophia's advice on how to deal with Bullies in school...If that doesn't work, tell them, my mother can have you eliminated with one phone call. Rose: This reminds me of the great herring war... Blanche:The great herring war!? Blanche is going on about sexual exploits she had while growing up in the Atlanta area... Dorothy:I'm just thinking aloud here, but isn't Atlanta where the Center for Disease Control is? |
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That is awesome!
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Sad news. Rue McClanahan passed away... http://www.people.com/people/article...390844,00.html
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